oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!
Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!
Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).
And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.
So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.
Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉
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51.81.98.85
Spanish server with /premium and /offline after registration ESP 1.21.1 | SEMI PREMIUM | Residences | Jobs | Elevators | Backpacks | Kit | Ranks
62.210.234.73:10005
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Protected Homes | Stake your claims with a golden shovel, earn claim clocks, set up to 10 teleports |
| Keep Inventory | Keep your items after death |
| Server-Wide Warps | Set up to 10 warps to shops, homes, or other locations |
| Mailboxes | Send letters or gifts to friends with crafted mailboxes |
| Player Vaults | Access up to 10 player vaults for extra storage |
| Kits | Claim newbie kit and other kits as you level up |
| PyroFishing | Catch new fish, make deliveries, sell fish, upgrade rods |
| PyroMining | Mine gemstones, sell fluxes, summon special bosses with rune dust |
| McMMO | Skills leveling feature with benefits as you level up |
| Jobs | Get paid for various tasks like fishing, mining, etc. |
| Shops | Create player shops to sell items to others |
| Voice Chat | Simple Voice Chat using proximity for in-game communication |
| Invisible Item Frames | Toggle visibility of item frames |
Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Yes, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods for the best experience.
Use a golden shovel to stake your claim, and earn claim clocks or purchase more.
Yes, player shops are easy to create and can help you make money by selling items to other players.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?
So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.
Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.
Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.
So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!
