oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!
Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!
Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.
And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!
| Overview | Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars! |
| This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy. |
| This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode. |
| A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay. |
| Crafttomuck Website |
| World Map |
| We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community. |
| What modpack do you use? | We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”. |
| Are there any rules for the servers? | Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them. |
| Is there any lag on the servers? | We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly. |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that will make all the other players green with envy.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to the mystical realm of Cheese Land? It’s a place where rivers flow with nacho cheese and mountains are made of cheddar – just be careful not to anger the Cheese Golems, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But beware, the cycle of chaos is never-ending in our server. One minute you could be peacefully farming carrots, and the next you could be caught in a prank war with your fellow players. Who knows what will happen next in this unpredictable and hilarious world!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs boring political policies when you can have cake fights and prank wars instead? Let’s dive into the madness together and see where the crazy cycle takes us!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of how they came into this world. Embrace your uniqueness and show off your two dads with pride. Who needs a traditional family structure when you can have a family of creepers and zombies?
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build a fortress made entirely of test tubes. Show off your knowledge of in vitro fertilization to all your fellow players and watch as they marvel at your unconventional origins.
Don’t worry about being banned for teaching others about test tube babies – on our server, knowledge is power and sharing is caring. So come on in and join the fun – because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where being different is not just accepted, but encouraged?
Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.
Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. Or how about participating in a building competition where the only materials allowed are blocks of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled Enderman who will steal your blocks if you don’t leave offerings of pumpkin pie at his shrine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your virtual life!