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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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