Cancer Rates MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Penny Quest World 1.20.5

History, GOD, PENNY, world, Government

Yo, bro, forget about taxes and government, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be free from all that nonsense! We don’t tax you, we don’t ask for your pennies, just come chill with us and build some epic structures! We have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will make you question reality itself. Join now and let’s create a world where the dumbest children and worst cancer rates don’t exist – only good vibes and blocky adventures! Trust us, it’s better than giving your pennies to Caesar. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🤣🎮🚀🔥

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Skin Cancer-Free Zone

Medical research, sun protection, incidence, skin, sunscreen

ya know what else is decreasing? the chances of getting bored on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky real life responsibilities.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigs start breakdancing around you. you team up with a squad of llamas riding pandas to defeat them in an epic battle. and that’s just a regular tuesday on our server!

plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. we even have a secret handshake that involves throwing chicken eggs at each other. it’s a bonding experience like no other.

so why wait? join us now and say goodbye to boring skin cancer news and hello to the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

US study, Healthcare, Lifestyle, genetics, health

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

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BoomerBlastMC

gen-x, genetic factors, study, BoomerBlastMC, Disease

haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!

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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Diplomacy, Warning, Kim Jong-un, nuclear weapons, Politics

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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CatProofOnOff

computer design, CatProofOnOff, cat-proofing, cat owners, computer accessories

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

impairments, cognitive function, tolerance, drug tolerance development, cognitive impairment

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

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UnityCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, UnityCraft, INEQUALITY, Server, ignorance

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

unsuccessful management, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful launch, Failure, unsuccessful venture

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

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CarCrashSisNoRide

totaled car, CarCrashSisNoRide, selfish, borrowing car, wrecked car

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

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