Cancer Prevention MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Radiation Machines R Us

oncology, radiation machines, medical advancements, radiation therapy, radiation technology

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got cancer radiation machines that are actually weapons of mass destruction. you can use them to blow up your enemies and watch them go boom boom boom.

we have a special event where every player gets a free radiation machine to cause chaos and destruction in the world.

our spawn area is a giant hospital filled with mutated mobs and crazy experiments gone wrong. you can even ride on a mutated pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and screaming at the same time.

IP: radiationmachine.About.cancerlolz

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Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover

T-cell immunity, anti inflammatory, Precision medicine, immunotherapy, Platelet

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that stops cancer cells from spreading? well, dis server got u covered! we got magical aspirin that stops cancer from spreading in ur body while u build epic castles and fight off creepers.

imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.

so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?

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Firefighter Genes: Wildland Warriors

occupational hazards, public health, undeveloped land, genetic mutations, firefighter

this server is lit like a fire in a wildland urban interface zone, where the land is undeveloped and developed land meet, just like firefighters who fight fires and experience genetic changes that make them superhuman! join us and become a genetic mutant like a firefighter, but instead of fighting fires, you’ll be fighting mobs and building epic structures! who needs cancer when you can have superpowers in minecraft?! come join the fun and let’s see what crazy mutations you’ll get!

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Crafty Fiber Fun Land

nutrition, Healthy Eating, fiber, lifestyle changes, Land

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).

we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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Crafty Colon Protector

healthy diet, colon health, low saturated fat, colorectal health, Moderate Saturated Fat intake

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since, like, diamonds in minecraft. we have, like, a magical enchantment that makes you invincible to creepers and, like, you can ride on a flying pig to explore the world. also, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!

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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

colorectal cancer, environmental health, water quality, US, chlorine levels

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

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Guardian Molecule Liver Cancer Server

cancer research, tumour cells, Molecule, mouse models, preclinical models

join dis cray cray minecraft server where guardian molecules help liver cells stay in line and not turn into tumour cells like rebellious teenagers. in dis server, PROX1 is like the superhero that stops cancer from forming and slows it down like a sloth on a lazy sunday. if you wanna be a liver cell superhero, dis is the place to be. come join us and save the liver cells from turning into troublemakers. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

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Digoxin Cancer Blocker

Existing cardiac drug, cancer research, medical breakthrough, Blocker, patient treatment

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE DIGOXIN FOR YO CANCEROUS SPREADIN’ TUMORS! WE BE DISSOLVIN’ CLUSTERS OF BREAST CANCER CELLS IN OUR PLAYERS, KEEPIN’ DAT METASTASIS AT BAY! JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOSELF FROM SPREADIN’ LIKE WILDFIRE! #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #CRAZYCLUSTERS #BREASTCANCERWHO

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BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

Screening, cancer treatment, cancer deaths, cancer mortality, cancer incidence

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

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BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

Protecting, Oral contraceptive pill, age 45, gynecological health, fertility

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

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