cancer mortality Minecraft Servers

Cancer Mortality

  • BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

    BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCancerCrushers

    CraftyCancerCrushers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this minecraft server, we got the cure for cancer! Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting cancer again! We got magical potions and enchanted armor that will protect you from any disease, including those pesky cancer cells!

    Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Cancer Crushers

    Crafty Cancer Crushers

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

    so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elderly Gamers Unite!

    Elderly Gamers Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.

    we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??

    so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

    Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

    we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

    plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

    so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCancerRisk

    CraftyCreeperCancerRisk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Survivethedesert

    Survivethedesert

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SurviveTheDesert, where the sun is relentless, the cacti are unfriendly, and your chances of survival are as likely as finding an ice cube in this endless sea of sand. Here, you’re up against scorching days, bone-chilling nights, and surprises that’ll make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s not all bad! Discover hidden gems, ancient ruins, and the occasional oasis to quench your thirst for adventure. Gear up to outwit the harsh elements, outmaneuver the mobs, and outlast your competitors. Will you rise as the ultimate survivor, or end up as just another mirage? Dive in—survival just got a sarcastic twist!

    89.117.59.138

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atm 9 no pvp grief

    Atm 9 no pvp grief

    New Minecraft Servers

    AlphaProwl

    All The mods 9  v.0.2.51

    No PvP/Grief Server: atm9.alphaprowl.comPvP/Grief Server: pvp.alphaprowl.comOur Links:

    Website: store.alphaprowl.comDiscord: discord.alphaprowl.com

    About Us:

    Welcome to the AlphaProwl Minecraft experience! Join our server and say goodbye to the frustration of constant map resets and the absence of PvP griefing. We understand how annoying it can be to invest time and effort into building your virtual world, only to have it wiped clean repeatedly. Our server promises a stable and persistent environment, allowing you to create and expand your creations without the fear of sudden resets. Embrace the thrill of PvP griefing, adding an exciting and competitive edge to your gameplay. Engage in epic battles, defend your territory, and let your creativity flourish in a server that prioritizes longevity and player satisfaction. Join us now for an unparalleled Minecraft adventure where your creations stand the test of time, and intense PvP action awaits around every corner!

    Key Features:

    *Always Online: Our dedicated servers are online 24/7 so you can play whenever you like!

    *Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on our servers! Earn special rewards as you play on our servers, the more you play, the more rewards!

    *Ranks: You can earn 12 specials ranks on the server via playtime or purchasing one of our packages on our website.

    *No Map Reset: Yes!!! The map will never reset, except for a few dimensions.

    *Economy: Rent a shop to sell ressources or buy from others.

    *Regular Backups: All our servers are backed up regularly on the off chance that something goes wrong

    *Voting: Vote for our server to receive rewards! Make sure you are in-game when you vote to receive the reward

    *DDoS Protection: We use DDOS L7 protection to quickly and effectively mitigate any attacks and provide a stable connection!

    atm9.alphaprowl.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LavishSMP

    LavishSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LavishSMP!

    Bringing back the Real F2P Experience for all newcomers!

    Here are some of the JAM PACKED features this server has to offer you!

    FEATURES

      • – Rankup System! (Fully Custom Ranks)
      • – Jobs! (Custom Jobs Coming Soon!)
      • – Building World and Resource World! (No More Worries About Losing The Things You Love!)
      • – Keep Inventory On / Best Tool Swapper- Player Shops and Player Warps! (Fully Customizable!)
      • – Claims! (You Can Only Claim In The Build World!)
      • – Teams! (Invite Your Friends and Dominate the Scoreboard!)
      • – Fully Custom Items and Enchants! (200+)
      • – Battle Pass (CURRENTLY SEASON 1 [​ALPHA])
      • – Sell Wands- Up-gradable Hoppers!- Unique Fishing!
      • – Custom Commands and GUI’s

    I am a solo developer on this server, we opened our doors on 03/01/2024!

    The server is in an ALPHA stage at the moment!

    Inventories will stay always, but balances have a chance of resetting! 🙂

    We hope to see you there!

    IP: lavishsmp.net

    Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, Neighbors!

    Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

    HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that’s been public for over two years, and we’re excited to welcome you to your new home!

    Where to Find us:

    IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.us

    Live Map

    Discord

    As an RPG-based server, we’ve got a unique game-play experience that’s tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we’ve got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

    Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can’t wait to see how we continue to expand.

    We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We’ve got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

    We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

    Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here’s a few more you’ll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

    Aurelium Skills – Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills include Agility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

    Acuteloot – This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There’s things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

    In addition to the usual server accouterments, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren’t at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

    Now the nitty-gritty The rules. We don’t have many, and most of it boils down to…

    Rule #1. Don’t be a jerk!

    Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

    Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory language. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

    So, if you’re looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP