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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Items Found:	4248
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4079
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd behavior, crowd control, Crowd crush, crowd dynamics, crowd management, crowd surge, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Holycraft, India, investigation, Minecraft, ndtv, News, Panic, religious event, Safety Measures, Server, STAMPEDE, Tragedy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	8102

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit dat even da villagers be droppin’ it like it’s hot! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!

We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!

HolyCraft Massacre

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd management, crowd surge, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Hinduism, Holycraft, India, investigation, mass gathering, massacre, pilgrimage, pilgrimage site, Public Safety, religious event, Safety Measures, STAMPEDE, Tragedy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mines Excavated:	3190

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN A CRUSH LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN INDIA 😂 WE GOT SO MUCH FUN THAT U MIGHT DIE FROM LAUGHTER INSTEAD 🤣 BUILD CRAZY SHIT, FIGHT ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE 😱 DON’T MISS OUT OR U MIGHT REGRET IT MORE THAN EATING A WHOLE JAR OF MAYO 🤢JOIN NOW OR ELSE…OR ELSE…UH…JUST JOIN OKAY? 😜

TimeSkipCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, dream, ENERGY, FATIGUE, health, Next day, Rejuvenate, rejuvenate mind and body, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, skip 8 hours, sleep cycle, Sleeping, time machine, time travel, TimeSkipCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ores Mined:	8425	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like a freakin’ time machine, but for realz. u sleep and BOOM u skip 8hrs and it’s the next day. no more waiting around for stuff to happen, just sleep and BAM, it’s tomorrow. plus, we got unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. like, what more could u want in a minecraft server? come join us and experience the craziest time-traveling, diamond-pooping, enchanted-apple-dropping adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, bro.

SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5

u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	15477
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Saudicraft: No Pride Parade Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	1704	Mines Excavated:	1279
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64

Are you tired of dealing with faggots and degenerates ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server for a safe haven free of sickness, mutilation, and mental illness. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things weird and wacky, so you can build and mine in peace without any unwanted distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. Join us today and say goodbye to the faggots and degenerates once and for all!

CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9127
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6245	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crops Grown:	9498
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.