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Cancer Growth

  • Frosty CancerCraft

    Frosty CancerCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story about how a cold environment, like, made animals get cancer or something. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical powers that protect you from all the bad stuff.

    also, like, did i mention that we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. so, like, if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Mousey Estrogen Fuel

    Mousey Estrogen Fuel
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!

    join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.

    plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

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  • ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

    ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone
    so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

    if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

    so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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  • XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

    XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells
    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

    we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

    join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

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