we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.
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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!
so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”! -
BlockBusterFamKicked
Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama! -
SisCrazyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama crazier than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your sister’s insane ramblings.Our server is so lit, it’s like finding a diamond in a mineshaft full of zombies. And speaking of zombies, our community is so lively, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse (but in a fun way, not a scary way).
Forget about your sister’s weird theories about your mom’s remarriage and focus on building the coolest castle in all of Minecraft. Who needs family drama when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, you’ll never have to deal with crazy siblings again (unless they join the server too, but hey, that’s part of the fun).
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CraftyCreeperCancerRisk
Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world! -
CancerCraft: Auntie’s Revenge
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and revenge plots!Witness the ultimate family feud unfold as one player dishes out some savage karma to their cheating aunt. Cancer, infidelity, and divine punishment – this server has it all!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as players navigate through family drama and betrayal. Will you choose forgiveness or revenge?
Join now for a server experience like no other – where every block placed comes with a side of scandal!
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GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats
GreenCraft SMP Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Server Version Semi-vanilla 1.21 Cross-Play Available for both Java and Bedrock players Features Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap Upcoming Event First event this Friday FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?
To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.
2. What is the server theme?
GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.
3. Are there any special events on the server?
Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.
4. Can I play minigames on the server?
Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.
5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!
Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.
We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!
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BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.