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LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Divine Spears Created:	30	Animals Bred:	139
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9029
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	5936	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ores Mined:	8793
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?