StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

BlockyFamTherapy Minecraft Server

adoption, blended family, BlockyFamTherapy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, Family Therapy, Grief, Inheritance, Loss, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parenting, refusal, rejection, relationships, SECURITY, Server, step parent, stepfamily, teenager, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3767	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family therapy is not required to join, but it might help you bond with your fellow players!

Join us and experience the thrill of rejecting adoption requests from your in-game parents, just like the OP did in real life! Build your own virtual family and create your own rules – no need to worry about inheritance or safety, just focus on having fun!

Explore our server and discover the joys of building your own world without the pressure of being adopted by someone you don’t want as a parent. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creative mind?

So come on, join us and show us why you’re not the AH in this crazy Minecraft world of ours!

SisStacksFairMC

Allowance, BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING, breadwinner, Chores, discipline, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, financial literacy, hard work, household responsibilities, Jealousy, modern parenting, money management, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStacksFairMC, teenage daughters, traditional values, work ethic

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4822	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that rewards hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server! Just like how this dad rewards his daughter for doing extra chores, we reward our players for going above and beyond in the game.

Join our server and earn virtual money for completing tasks, building epic structures, and showing off your skills. Just like how the younger daughter in this story earns extra cash for her efforts, you can earn virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And don’t worry about jealous siblings or unfair treatment – on our server, everyone has the chance to shine and earn their place in the virtual world. So come join us and show us what you’re made of!

Disclaimer: No actual money is involved in our server, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

FriendshipFailCraft

10. friendship dynamics, 11. friendship evaluation, 12. friendship issues, 13. friendship conflicts, 14. friendship breakups, 15. friendship communication, 16. friendship support, 17. friendship trust, 18. friendship loyalty, 19. friendship honesty, 2. warning signs, 20. friendship respect., 3. unhealthy relationship, 4. friendship red flags, 5. friendship advice, 6. ending friendships, 7. toxic friends, 8. friendship boundaries, 9. letting go of friends, FriendshipFailCraft, toxic friendship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

Africa, Burkina, Burkina Faso, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, evacuation, Faso, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Kursk, KurskCraft, Mercenaries, Mercs, Military, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, soldiers, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

CoastCrumbleCraft

#sustainability, affordable solution, climate change, coast crumble, coastal engineering, coastal erosion control, coastal management, coastal preservation, Coastal Protection, CoastCrumbleCraft, cost-effective solutions, environmental conservation, Erosion, erosion prevention, halt, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, marine ecosystems, Natural resources, researchers, shoreline management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1593	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mines Excavated:	3284
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	8787
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	163301
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

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