Cancels MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bardella’s Blocky Banter

extremism in Europe, cancel culture, banter, Bardella, Cancels

so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”

we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.

plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.

so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

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VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

special moments, vacation plans, Memories, quality time, CANCELLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

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CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

discrimination, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, CANCELLATION, sports, PROTESTS

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

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WestBankWhackPack

Government, Backlash, Diplomacy, foreign policy, WestBankWhackPack

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

business negotiations, international trade, cancelled contracts, Middle East news, Cancels

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

thinking, rallies, speculation, BUILD, president

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, fake news, online discourse, conspiracy theories, online communities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

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Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

long-term investment., Investment, cryptocurrency, Coin, Ron Paul Coin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

deportation, remote islands, criminal justice, Subantarctic, deport

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

locke, captured, irritate, manipulate, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

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