Cancels – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Bardella’s Blocky Banter
banter, Bardella, Bardellas, blocky, cancel culture, Cancels, controversy, discrimination, european politics, ex-Trump aide, extremism, extremism in Europe, far right, France, free speech, Hate Speech, international relations, leader, nationalism, Nazi gesture, Political Correctness, Politics, US speech
so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”
we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.
plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

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VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds
CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.
Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

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CraftyBanglaFootyBanter
Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS
OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

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WestBankWhackPack
Backlash, Cancels, Conflict, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlers, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, Politics, sanctions, SETTLEMENT, trump, Trump administration, united states, West Bank, WestBankWhackPack
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram
$20 billion, arrest, business negotiations, cancelled contracts, Cancels, corporate deals, CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram, diplomatic fallout, economic impact, France, global headlines, government decisions, international business, international trade, legal issues, Middle East news, political tensions, Raffael deal, Telegram CEO, uae, UAE-France relations
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds
4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.
Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

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PixelWars: DroneStrike!
aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.
JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

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VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!
coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!
unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.
so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

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Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server
ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

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Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030
assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup
Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.
Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.
Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support
Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!
Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.
On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SisterSavageCraft
adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships
Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?
Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

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Gold Diggers Anonymous
ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth
Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

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ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship
activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation
Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.
So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

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UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server
asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys
Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

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”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP
al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).
Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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