Cancelled Celebrity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hulk’s Minecraft Server: Cryin’ Edition

Minecraft, public figure, crying, Edition, internet backlash

Are you a cancelled racist chud who needs a fresh start in a new virtual world? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to rebuild your reputation and make new friends (who hopefully aren’t cancelled too). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even redemption for your past mistakes. Who knows, you might even become the hero of our server and leave your cancelled past behind for good. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

fellow being, Minecraft, community member family member, passerby companion, client supporter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, grand babies, weird, close, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

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SisSnugglesMC

sibling bond, compassion, confrontation avoidance, parental expectations, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

motivation, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, Exercise

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

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ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

virtual meetings, MOMENTS, Video calls, comedy, video conferencing

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

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FarageCraft Minecraft Server

Party, Ukraine, right wing, political party, Comments..

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

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CraftyPersianPolitico

lead, Candidate, Surprise, News, Democracy

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

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DriveThruCraft

Benefits, small gestures, drive thru, generosity in action, giving back

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PyramidPainCraft

historical research, archeological findings, writing efforts, Toll, manuscript production

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

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