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Ukraine Aid Cancelled – Biden’s Blunder
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons paid for by the biden administration. trump is even considering suspending or cancelling our military aid because we are just too powerful. but don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect our base at all costs. join now before trump shuts us down and miss out on the craziest adventure of your life! -
SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled
so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next! -
Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!
So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like getting “raped” by Neil Gaiman, but in a good way, ya know? Afterward, you can message him all creepy like, saying stuff like “I am consumed by thoughts of you, the things you will do to me. I’m so hungry.” It’s a wild ride, man! Join now for some crazy shenanigans! -
Block Party Cancelled
haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver -
Mystic Echoes 1.20.2
Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!
Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!
We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!
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MoscowCraft Airlines: Cancelled until March
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
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NoXmas4UnpopMen
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the anti-christmas protests in japan, where ‘unpopular men’ couldn’t even fill out paperwork right. instead, come build a snowman with us and spread holiday cheer in a virtual world where paperwork doesn’t exist. who needs real life drama when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us? join now and let’s make santa proud!