Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.
But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?
So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with poop stools galore, ensuring the most comfortable pooping experience possible. And if you’re lucky, you might even hear someone pooping in the main bathroom while you’re giving your kids a bath – talk about a wild night in Minecraft!
So come join us and be part of the poop-tastic fun on our server. Who knew that choosing a bathroom could be so exciting? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate poop dilemma in Minecraft!
Rumor has it that one player once changed their nickname to “ChickenNuggetGod” and suddenly all the chickens on the server started bowing down to them. Another player went by the name “TNTMaster2000” and accidentally blew up their entire base…twice! The nicknames on our server are more than just a label, they’re a way of life.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary player with a nickname that will go down in Minecraft history. Just remember, the crazier the nickname, the more epic the adventures!
| Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP! |
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| Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโany donations we receive go entirely to charity. |
| ๐ Stability | Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| ๐ซ Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is our promise. |
| ๐ Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| ๐ Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| ๐ค Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. |
| ๐ฎ Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! |
| ๐ Permanent World | All builds are kept forever |
| ๐ Level-Up System | All donator perks are available through free, in-game means |
| ๐พ Pets | Train a pet to assist you in a fight |
| ๐ก Land Claim | Protect all your precious builds |
| ๐ช McMMO | Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency |
| ๐ฐ Strong Economy | Thriving player economy |
| ๐ Leaderboards | Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards |
| ๐ Hard Difficulty | Difficulty for the server set to Hard |
| ๐ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates | Join our Discord and suggest a feature! |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
On our server, you’ll have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil western influencers who are trying to turn our MENA brothers into soy latte-drinking, avocado toast-eating softies. Use your Minecraft skills to build fortresses, gather resources, and defeat the sissies once and for all!
But that’s not all – we also have special quests where you can rescue MENA males from the grips of toxic masculinity and teach them the ways of true manliness. From beard-growing competitions to camel racing tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and be a part of the epic quest to save the MENA male from western propaganda and sissification. Who knew Minecraft could be so manly?
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging flying manga volumes and heated debates about which character is best girl. Who needs peaceful mining when you can have intense arguments about the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon?
So come on, join our server and immerse yourself in the madness of our manga-loving community. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a dramatic roleplay where everyone is a different manga character fighting for dominance over the server. It’s a good thing, trust us.
Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!