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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6123 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Imagine this: your blocky avatar is just twelve blocks tall, going into 7th grade in Minecraft school. You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player asks you to go on a virtual date to the Minecraft movies. But wait, your Minecraft parents (played by me, 48M, and my Minecraft wife, 46F) have made it clear that dating is off-limits until you reach level 16!
So, you must navigate the pixelated world of Minecraft, avoiding romantic entanglements until you’re old enough to wield a diamond sword with skill. Will you sneak out to meet your secret Minecraft crush, only to face the wrath of your Minecraft parents? Or will you follow the rules and focus on building your blocky empire until the time is right?
Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the angry calls from other players’ parents demanding a refund for a canceled Minecraft date. Who knew virtual love could be so complicated? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the no-dating rule until level 16!
