Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all mobs into friendly llamas.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Trust us, it’s a blast!
Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!
Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.
So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!