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  • Woke Awakening in Minecraft

    Woke Awakening in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO THE BEST WORST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! Join NOW or Lose Your Mind!

    Have you ever questioned why the sun rises in the West and sets in your mom’s basement? Well, strap in because you’ve just entered RealityFissureCraftβ€”the most chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse! Is it a dream? Is it a scream? It’s probably just your other self trying to escape. Sign up today or risk unraveling your very existence!

    FEATURES THAT MAKE YOU GO “WHAT?!”

    Feature Description
    Inverted Physics Mode Jump 1,000 blocks and walk on the ceiling made of Jell-O!
    Fireproof Water Pour it on lava and listen to it weep for its lost potential.
    Living Blocks They scream when you mine them! Therapy sessions included.
    Endless Full Moons Never-ending night with existential dread included for FREE!
    Sentient Creepers They want to be your friend! Also, they’re going to explode.
    Worlds Colliding Literally. Your home could be adjacent to the void, good luck!
    Infinite Inventory Carry everything, including your worst fears!

    WIERD QUESTIONS & EVEN WEIRDER ANSWERS!

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run the version that plays hide and seek with your sanity.

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends? If you have those, why are you playing Minecraft in the first place?!

    RANDOM QUOTES FROM OUR DEMENTED PLAYERS

      • “Is woke dead?”
      • “What if the blocks are watching us?”
      • “I traded my soul for diamonds, and they were fake. Curse you!”
      • “This place is a paradox. I’m both lost and found.”
      • “Why does it rain indoors? It’s absolutely refreshing!”

    Join RealityFissureCraft if you dare! Where logic goes to die and absurdity reigns! Your mind will thank you (or perhaps it won’t) once you step through the portal of madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Kingdom 1.21

    Mystic Kingdom 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world while also learning about the fascinating history of Jews.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, secret tunnels, and hidden treasures. Plus, did I mention we have a special Jew-themed treasure hunt every week?

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Just remember, <3 JEWS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bardella’s Blocky Banter

    Bardella’s Blocky Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”

    we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.

    plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelatedTrendz

    PixelatedTrendz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being left behind in the future! Our server is so ahead of its time that future generations will be making fun of all the other servers for not keeping up with us.

    We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, gravity-defying cows that can moonwalk on water, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first talking sheep who gives out life advice and tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So why wait for the future to laugh at outdated trends when you can join our server and be the trendsetter of tomorrow? Come join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

    CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyToxicTweets

    CraftyToxicTweets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyObsession

    CraftyObsession

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

    So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HateBlockersMC

    HateBlockersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told who to hate by social media influencers? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of those overrated celebrities and influencers! Show the world that you don’t follow the crowd, you make your own path…with pixelated blocks! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your least favorite social media star, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the trolling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyDislike SMP

    CraftyDislike SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and then rode a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo. It was epic!

    And the community is so wild, we have llama races every Sunday and the winner gets a pet parrot that can do backflips. Plus, one time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and we all had a massive food fight. It was messy but so much fun!

    So, like, even if you don’t like the owner (who once tried to ride a dolphin through a lava waterfall but failed spectacularly), you’ll still have a blast on this server. Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! πŸ€ͺπŸŽ‰πŸ°

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

    Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

    Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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