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  • Bardella’s Blocky Banter

    Bardella’s Blocky Banter
    so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”

    we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.

    plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

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  • PixelatedTrendz

    PixelatedTrendz
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being left behind in the future! Our server is so ahead of its time that future generations will be making fun of all the other servers for not keeping up with us.

    We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, gravity-defying cows that can moonwalk on water, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first talking sheep who gives out life advice and tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So why wait for the future to laugh at outdated trends when you can join our server and be the trendsetter of tomorrow? Come join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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  • CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

    CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise
    Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

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  • CraftyToxicTweets

    CraftyToxicTweets
    Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

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  • CraftyObsession

    CraftyObsession
    Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

    So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • HateBlockersMC

    HateBlockersMC
    Are you tired of being told who to hate by social media influencers? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of those overrated celebrities and influencers! Show the world that you don’t follow the crowd, you make your own path…with pixelated blocks! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your least favorite social media star, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the trolling begin!

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  • CraftyDislike SMP

    CraftyDislike SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and then rode a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo. It was epic!

    And the community is so wild, we have llama races every Sunday and the winner gets a pet parrot that can do backflips. Plus, one time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and we all had a massive food fight. It was messy but so much fun!

    So, like, even if you don’t like the owner (who once tried to ride a dolphin through a lava waterfall but failed spectacularly), you’ll still have a blast on this server. Come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! 🤪🎉🍰

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

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  • CelebHateCraft

    CelebHateCraft
    Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?

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  • WitchHuntersAnonymous

    WitchHuntersAnonymous
    join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the witch trials but with a twist! instead of boring old trials, we have epic build battles to determine who is the true witch!

    build a cauldron that actually brews potions or a broomstick that can actually fly! the possibilities are endless on our server where magic is real and accusations are flying faster than a witch on a broomstick!

    join now and show off your building skills while dodging accusations left and right! who knows, you may even become the ultimate witch hunter or the most powerful witch in all the land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the witch trials 2.0!

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