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ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	2185
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

PalestinianCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, discrimination, education, foreign policy, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international students, Middle East conflict, PalestinianCraft2020, policy, Political, pro-Palestinian protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

NoSleepNoGuestsMC

aita, Boyfriend, Cancel, chill night, drained, drinks, family, Friend, games night, Girlfriend, met up, movies, NoSleepNoGuestsMC, ordering food, overnight guests, plans changed, reading, relaxing weekend, stressful work, UNFAIR, unreasonable, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of unexpected guests ruining your plans for a chill weekend of Minecraft and relaxation? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that no unwanted guests will crash your virtual party!

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only guests you’ll encounter are friendly mobs and fellow players. No unexpected visitors allowed, unless they come bearing diamonds as gifts!

Don’t let real-life drama interfere with your gaming escapades. Escape to our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color of wool to use for your next masterpiece.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests and secret passages. Say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to endless fun!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Buildings Constructed:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4431
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

3D anni, application, Cancel, documents, flights, Forgot, fucked up, ina, Inas, Management, Minecraft, No refunds, Pay, reservations, reshoot, smp, submit, travel, visa renewal

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9378	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

UnsubFromNetflixCraft

Alternatives, Cancel, Competition, CONTENT, customer service, decision, dissatisfaction, Entertainment, Feedback, Improvement, Netflix, price, Quality, reasons, selection, Streaming Service, subscription, Suggestions, UnsubFromNetflixCraft, user experience, Value

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6516
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Tired of watching the same old shows and movies? Looking for a new form of entertainment that will blow your mind? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more drama, action, and comedy than any Netflix series could ever offer. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Say goodbye to boring TV nights and hello to the wildest adventure of your life! Join now and never look back at Netflix again!

NieceWatch2021

badgering, brother, Cancel, Choices, Disappointment, family, fire station, italy, kacey, kevin, newborn niece, NieceWatch2021, parents, Priorities, reschedule, safe haven drop box, shifts, two weeks, vacation, Watching, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCash100K

budgeting, CraftyCash100K, dream come true, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, future planning, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, investing, life changing, life goals, Long-term goals, SAVING, sudden wealth, unexpected blessing, unexpected wealth, wealth management, windfall

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly find yourself stumbling upon a hidden chest filled with $100,000 worth of virtual diamonds! That’s right, not only do you get to build and explore in our epic world, but you also get rich while doing it. Who needs real-life inheritance when you can have a Minecraft fortune?

Join our server and watch as your virtual bank account skyrockets with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Use your newfound wealth to buy the rarest items, build the most extravagant castles, and flex on all your friends who are still stuck mining for coal.

But beware, with great wealth comes great danger. Rumor has it that a band of mischievous creepers have caught wind of your riches and are plotting to steal it all. Will you be able to protect your fortune and become the richest player in all the land? Join now and find out!

Titanic Swim Club

artifact, club, cruise, Deep Sea, Disaster, Exploration, historical, History, iceberg, luxury, Maritime, maritime archaeology, memorial, Museum, Ocean, Shipwreck, swim, swimming, Titanic, Tragedy, Underwater, WRECKAGE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can still take a swim in the pools on the Titanic! We got time-traveling dolphins that will give you a ride to the past so you can experience the luxury of the doomed ship. And don’t worry about drowning, our magical mermaids will save you with their waterproof laptops. Plus, we have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the ghost of Jack and Rose. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest adventure of your life!

What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

anomaly, CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, Streamer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

CaseOh is a talented artist known for his unique blend of pop and electronic music. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has built a loyal following with his catchy hooks and infectious melodies. With a growing discography of hits, CaseOh continues to push the boundaries of his sound and carve out his own lane in the music industry.

A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join Discord
Running	1.21.1
Clients	No hack clients
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.

Q: What is the server’s location?

A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?

A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord

Passionate Nights Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Choice, decision, desire, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, Lust, Minecraft, misato, neon genesis evangelion, night, NIGHTS, passionate, passionate sex, Pleasure, Preference, Ritsuko, satisfaction, Server, temptation, ultimate desire, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8261
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between Misato and Ritsuko for a night of passionate sex… wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and crazy, you never know what might happen next. Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous adventures and meet the weirdest characters in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with Misato and Ritsuko! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, BIZARRE, Blood, Concept, different flavor, Ethereal, FANTASY, Flavorful, Idea blood, imagination, MAGICAL, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reality Marble, smp, speculative concept, speculative fiction, Supernatural, surreal, UBW, Unique, World Eggs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6737

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

Affair, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, custody battle, Decision making, emotional detachment, emotional trauma, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, judgment, Love and affection, parental betrayal, relationships, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9128	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!

DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, Country, courage, DieForDiamonds, Duty, FAITH, family, freedom, Honor, Integrity, Justice, life purpose, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Principles, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, VALUES, worth dying for

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2328
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing worth dying for is a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you’re ready to risk your virtual life for the most ridiculous reasons. From fighting off zombie hordes for a chance to win a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-A-Lot, to participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the killer bunnies!), and even a hidden society of talking cows who will trade you rare items for a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even die for the most outrageous reasons imaginable. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero who saves the server from the wrath of the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6887	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

MissileMadnessMC

arms race, Cold War tensions, Defense, Geopolitics, innovation, international relations, launch site, Military, MissileMadnessMC, new, nuclear weapons, nuclear-powered missile, probable, researchers, russia, scientific discovery, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, U.S, weapons technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

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