Cancel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

Cancel, Competition, Partnership, Latin America, News

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

valentines getaway, Rude, ValentineCraft, splitting, PRESENT

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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EcoCraft Minecraft Server

EcoCraft, government intervention., Fossil Fuels, #sustainability, president

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

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Wedding Drama Craft

UNCOMFORTABLE, CONSERVATIVE, LGBTQ community, Cancel, skipping

Are you tired of attending boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own outrageous wedding scenarios!

Picture this: you’re about to say “I do” to your pixelated partner when suddenly, a controversial conservative influencer crashes the wedding, spouting off ridiculous statements about block rights and trying to pass legislation to limit the rights of villagers. Will you stand up for your virtual LGBTQ+ friends or let chaos reign supreme?

With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!

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CraftyOilCoLOL

US $880M, Energy Sector, financial loss, international relations, Investment

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of colombia is actually a minecraft character and he is ordering national oil company to cancel a US $880M venture to focus on building epic minecraft structures instead! who needs oil when you can have diamonds and emeralds, amirite? join now for a chance to mine with the president and help him build the biggest diamond castle in all of minecraft history! trust us, this server is lit AF 🔥🔥🔥

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BFFBlockParty

Boundaries, third wheel, relationship dynamic, Best Friend, hurt feelings

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ProtestCraft2020

united states, ProtestCraft2020, Trump administration, Cancel, Backlash

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

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PalestinianCraft2020

free speech, foreign policy, Political, Middle East conflict, education

so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

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NoSleepNoGuestsMC

NoSleepNoGuestsMC, movies, video games, unreasonable, drained

Are you tired of unexpected guests ruining your plans for a chill weekend of Minecraft and relaxation? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that no unwanted guests will crash your virtual party!

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only guests you’ll encounter are friendly mobs and fellow players. No unexpected visitors allowed, unless they come bearing diamonds as gifts!

Don’t let real-life drama interfere with your gaming escapades. Escape to our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color of wool to use for your next masterpiece.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests and secret passages. Say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to endless fun!

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AntiSemiticGrieferGone

club, discrimination, comedy, Amsterdam entertainment, Performance

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

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