so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!
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SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled
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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines tripLooking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today! -
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venturelol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions! -
Wedding Drama Craft
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With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!
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CraftyOilCoLOL
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