canary potatoes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Eternal Realms 1.20
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Hey you! Yeah, you with the pixelated pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity that will make your blocky head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
Why should you join? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection! Our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo, and our mods are as helpful as a golden apple in a hunger crisis. Plus, our events are more epic than a dragon fight at sunset!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your virtual grandkids!

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SisterlyWakeUpDrama
Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, emotions, Empathy, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sister, SisterlyWakeUpDrama, Sleep, Support, Understanding, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from annoying sisters-in-law who crunch on food at 2:49 AM? Look no further, we guarantee no noisy eaters in our virtual world!
Join our server and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors or judgmental boyfriends. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep before a long day of virtual dog-wrangling.
Don’t let real life stress you out, come chill with us and mine away your problems. And hey, if you need to vent about your annoying sister-in-law or unsupportive boyfriend, our virtual chat is always open for some therapeutic ranting. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can finally get the peace and quiet you deserve!

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CraftyMentalBreaks
addiction, anxiety, body image, comparison, CraftyMentalBreaks, cyberbullying, depression, Digital Detox, FOMO, ISOLATION, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, online harassment, screen time, self esteem, social comparison, social media, social-networking, Technology
Are you tired of social media making you feel like a potato with low self-esteem? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to comparing yourself to Instagram models and influencers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and blocky animals.
Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only validation you need is from building the most epic pixelated castle or surviving the craziest zombie apocalypse. Who needs validation from strangers when you can have a virtual llama as your best friend?
So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you should mine for diamonds or go on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB (Minecraft Obsession Bliss)!

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MarchCraft Server – Join the Resistance!
activism, anti-fascism, civil disobedience, Community, counter-protest, demonstration, far right, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Join, March, MarchCraft, Munich, opposition, peaceful protest, political activism, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, Unity
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even 200,000 peeps marched against da far right in Munich just to get a glimpse of it! like, who needs political activism when u can just play minecraft, amirite? plus, rumor has it dat da server is run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered da art of building epic castles out of diamond blocks. so if u wanna be part of da coolest revolution since sliced bread, join dis server now! and remember, llamas rule da world, baby!

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HungryCrafters: No Hostages Allowed
Allowed, Freed, freed hostages, Freed Israeli hostages, health, health official, hostages, hostages health, HungryCrafters, Israel, Israeli, Israeli hostages, malnutrition, malnutrition signs, Official, official says, severe, severe health, severe malnutrition, signs
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got freed israeli hostages running around, showing signs of severe malnutrition, but don’t worry, we got health officials on standby to take care of them. it’s like a rescue mission and a minecraft server all in one, bro. come join the fun and help nurse these poor hostages back to health while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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Crafty Anxiety Server
anxiety, Boosts, Brainstorming, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Crafty, Creative, hinders, idea quantity, innovation, mental health, mental state, Mental well-being, originality, problem solving, productivity, Psychology, research, Server, stress, study, suggests
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

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Crafted Survival

Active, Additions, base, bedrock, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Playtime, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

Discord

Server Trailer

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players.
How can I claim land on the server?	We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join!
Are there any special events on the server?	We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements!

Rogue Pursuit 1.20.5
1.20.5, attractive career, bar exam, criminal prosecutor, discretion, doctorate degree, high levels of discretion, indict citizens, job masculinity, job power, job status, law enforcement, law enforcement role, Masculinity, MONEY, plea offers, power, Prison, Pursuit, Rogue, society protectors, Status
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like being a prosecutor but with a twist! You get mad status because you gotta grind for that doctorate degree and pass the bar exam just to play. Plus, you get mad power to indict other players for criminal offenses and send them to virtual prison. It’s like being a law enforcement hero, but in a blocky world. And yeah, you might not make as much virtual money as a doctor, but who cares when you’re living that prosecutor life? Forget other jobs, this server is where it’s at for all the masculinity, power, and status you could ever want. Join now and be the virtual prosecutor of your dreams!

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CatAshes Minecraft Server
Accountability, animal rescue, animal welfare, cat care, cat health, cat owner, Cat rescue, CatAshes, cremation, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia decision, family conflict, Family Values, Minecraft, pet abandonment, pet ashes, pet care, pet loss, pet love, pet memorial, pet ownership, Server, son’s behavior
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.
Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.
Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.

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FamAvoiderCraft
Adult, annoying habit, aunts, Avoiding, birthday parties, busy, college student, Conversation, cousins, FamAvoiderCraft, family expectations, family gatherings, grandchildren, grandmother, important occasion, right to choose, skipping, uncles, understanding parents, Waste of time
Are you tired of boring family gatherings where no one really cares about your life? Do you dread the thought of celebrating every single family member’s birthday, even if you barely know them? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the never-ending cycle of awkward conversations and unwanted social obligations!
Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore without the judgmental eyes of your distant relatives. No more guilt trips for missing birthdays or feeling obligated to attend every family gathering. On our server, the only thing you’ll be judged on is your epic building skills and creativity.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of family obligations. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of freedom and independence. Who needs annoying aunts and uncles when you can have virtual friends who actually care about what you have to say?
Don’t be the black sheep of your family, be the master builder of our Minecraft server. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without the pressure of family expectations. Join us now and start crafting your own path to freedom!

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