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RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8164
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where everything was peaceful and harmonious. Players were building epic structures, farming crops, and taming wolves. But then, one player decided to unleash a horde of creepers in the main town, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. The admins tried to contain the situation, but it was too late. The once beautiful town was now a crater-filled wasteland.

But fear not, for this server rose from the ashes like a phoenix, with even more epic adventures and craziness awaiting you. Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig, or battling a giant zombie chicken boss with a diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCashCatastrophe

budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9178	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3272	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

195.201.204.247:25684

Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	549531
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7760	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1760
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4967
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

CraftyGrad Minecraft Server

CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Items Found:	1565
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.

BurgerBustCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4287
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!