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Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

7k x 7k, alliances, Application Process, Canals, Civs, crafting recipes, Diplomacy, dynamic, evo, free, Geese, governmental structures, JAVA 1.21-1.21.1, Nation building, Nether travel disabled, persistent world, Player actions, player-driven worldbuilding, Rails, real, Roads, Roleplay, RUN, Semi-Vanilla Experience, SemiBanana, strict rules, technological eras, Trade, vibrant world, Writing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

EVO CIVS Server Overview
Game Version:	JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement:	14+
Discord:	https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

FAQ:

No Towny:	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom Crafting Recipes:	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
Strict Rules:	Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Amsterdam, Amsterdam canals, bucket list, canal swimming, CanalCraft, Canals, Dutch culture, Europe, European travel, Explore, Minecraft, Netherlands, Off the beaten path, outdoor activities, Server, swim, tourism, travel, unique experiences, urban swimming, Wanderlust, water sports

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4735
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	995	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	562

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	850890
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7160	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3040	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!