join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server. -
SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.
with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!
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CanalClapbackCraft
lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ #llamalife #potatodisco
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PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins
Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!
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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.
come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Ezartla: Survival Minecraft, where even the pigs have better gear than you! Version 1.21 and up!
Ezartla Survival Server
Overview
Feature Description Land Claiming Protect your creations with our land claiming system. Player-Run Economy Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth. Ranks Earn ranks and unlock perks as you progress. Custom Enchantments Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization. Massive World Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure. Minecraft 1.21 Experience the latest Minecraft version with new features. And Much More Stay tuned for exciting updates and surprises. FAQ
Question Answer How do I claim land? You can claim land by using a specific command in-game. Consult our website or ask in our Discord for detailed instructions. Can I create my own shop in the player-run economy? Yes, you can set up your own shop to buy and sell items with other players. Follow the guidelines on our server for creating shops. How do I earn ranks? Ranks are earned through gameplay achievements such as reaching certain milestones, completing quests, or participating in events. The more you play, the higher your rank will be. Are custom enchantments balanced for gameplay? Yes, our custom enchantments are carefully balanced to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Feedback is always welcome to improve the enchantment system. Can I contribute suggestions for new features? Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new features. Visit our Discord or forums to submit your suggestions for consideration. -
ZenlessCraft – The Chill Zone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.Picture this: you spawn into the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers! It’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon’s hilarious jokes about mining and crafting.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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NashCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than nashbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined nashbros and discovered a secret underground kingdom filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted golden carrot, rumored to grant wishes to whoever possessed it. But beware, for the evil potato army was also after the carrot, led by the villainous Potato King who had a grudge against all vegetables.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join nashbros and embark on epic quests like the Great Sheep Race across lava lakes and the Battle of the Blocky Titans where players must fight giant zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes. Plus, our server has the rarest and most powerful items like the Infinity Bacon Sword and the Explosive Cupcake Cannon.
So what are you waiting for? Join nashbros today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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NameChangeOrWait18
Are you tired of being named after a sweet treat? Join our Minecraft server and escape the candy-coated world of judgment and inappropriate comments! We promise no one will sexualize you here, unless you’re into that sort of thing…just kidding! Change your name in-game to whatever you want and leave the drama behind. We won’t judge, we’ll just build epic structures and have a blast together. So come join us and leave the name Candy in the past where it belongs. You won’t regret it, Candace!