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Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Dunder Mifflin NYC Minecraft SMP

branch performance, branch success, business strategy, company expansion, company growth, corporate headquarters, corporate office, corporate structure, Dunder, dunder mifflin, large office, Mifflin, Minecraft, new york, NYC, office efficiency, office location decision, office locations, office management, office size, regional offices, Scranton branch, small branches, smp, top performer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	162	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Dunder-Mifflin has a massive corporate office in New York… for some reason. Maybe Michael Scott accidentally clicked on the wrong server when trying to set up a branch office, who knows?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Dwight Schrute has hidden secret beet farms all over the server, and if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power of the Schrute Buck currency. And watch out for Jim Halpert’s pranks – he’s been known to turn your diamond pickaxe into a rubber chicken when you least expect it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many episodes of The Office).

HimalayanMc

Nepali Minecraft Gamemodes Junior Lifesteal Practice Survival Economy Dedicated Community Adventure Discord Play Experience Server Join IP Fun Banner Banners, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

The Ultimate Nepali Minecraft Server Experience!

Gamemodes Available: Junior Lifesteal Practice Survival Economy s. Dedicated to the Nepali Minecraft community.

Join Now and Begin Your Adventure! IP: play.himalayanmc.fun Discord: discord.gg/himalayanmc

Himalayan.mc-dns.net:25571

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, point event, princess, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for epic battles against evil chickens and sneaky creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Uncover the mysteries of the Ender Dragon’s secret love affair with a zombie pigman, or explore the dark past of the villagers who are actually aliens in disguise!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates lurking in the shadows. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta keep Minecraft weird!

Fiery Women Minecraft SMP

activism, anger, Burn, CHANGE, Chaos, Destruction, empowerment, FEMINIST, fiery, Frustration, gender equality, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, smp, social justice, society, uprising, Women, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the women are fierce and they want the world to burn – literally! Join us if you’re ready for some chaotic fun and wild adventures.

Our server is run by a group of women who are tired of playing by the rules. They’ve decided to take matters into their own hands and create a world where anything goes. Want to build a giant lava pit in the middle of town? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village? Knock yourself out. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky rules).

But beware, the women of this server are not to be messed with. They’ve been known to set fire to entire forests just for fun and unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players. If you want to survive in this world, you’ll need to be quick on your feet and ready for anything.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us. Just be prepared to face the wrath of some seriously badass women who are not afraid to let the world burn.

Purple Isles

Cosmetics, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaways, Leaderboards, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Teams

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Purple Isles is a PVP Oriented server with the focus on custom weapons and cosmetics. With Teams, Leaderboards, Events, Prizes, Giveaways, and much more, we offer everything for every type of player! Join us at play.purpleisles.xyz or join our discord!

play.purpleisles.xyz

Mythic Skyblock

Advanced Systems, BATTLING, Community, Crafting, Economy, endless possibilities, epic adventure, Expansive Questline, Factories, floating island, Intense battles, island customization, MCMMO, Mythic Skyblock, next generation, production, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, Skyblock, Skyblock experience, Unique islands, Updates

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magic Items Found:	2404	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Mythic Skyblock: Elevate Your Skyblock Experience

Soar through the skies and embark on an epic adventure in Mythic Skyblock!

Discover a world of endless possibilities as you build your own floating island from scratch. With over 400+ quests, you’ll have countless hours of fun exploring, crafting, and battling your way to the top.

Key Features:

Expansive Questline: Immerse yourself in a captivating storyline with hundreds of exciting quests. Thrilling PvP: Test your skills against other players in intense PvP battles. Innovative Factories: Automate your resource gathering and production with advanced factory systems. Unique Islands: Customize your island with a variety of blocks, decorations, and unique features. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community of players. Regular Updates: Experience constant improvements and new content. Join us today and experience the next generation of Skyblock!

mythicservers.net

Weird Popularity Minecraft Server

9th birthday, account names, Break, Cash, Childhood, Farming, games, gold logo, grade school, hang out, Hyped, jealous, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, passwords, Popular, Popularity, Server, Signature, Webkinz, weird, weird girls

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	2883
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being the outcast in school? Do you want to relive the glory days of being the cool kid with all the webkinz cash? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual world where you can farm all the webkinz cash your heart desires!

Join our server and become the ultimate webkinz master, trading and collecting all the signature webkinz with the gold logos. Show off your skills to your friends and watch as they become super hyped and jealous of your virtual wealth.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to relive those grade school days of being the popular kid with the weird girls. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to webkinz domination!

The Spacey Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BETRAYAL, broken promises, bros, controversial, Deception, Disappointment, disillusioned voters, disillusionment, distrust, leadership, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, political deception, Politics, Presidency, republicans, smp, spacey, trump, Trump administration, Trump supporters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of being betrayed by your fellow players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever build a wall between you and your diamonds! Join us and become part of the Trump bros, where we build the biggest, most luxurious bases in all of Minecraft.

But beware, there’s a twist – every full moon, the server transforms into a chaotic battleground where players must fight off zombie politicians trying to steal their resources. Will you be able to survive the night and claim victory for your team?

So come on, don’t let Trump deceive you again – join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

AkiMc

alliances, BUILD, collaboration, Competition, Conquer, Detailed, dynamic map, Earth, Experience, Friendly, gameplay, Immersive, Player Base, Realistic, replica, scale, Survival, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchantments Applied:	252	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ores Mined:	1262	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

AkiMc is a small Minecraft Earth Towny server, featuring a 1:924 scale map of Earth. Explore a vast, realistic world where you can build your own town, create alliances, and engage in friendly competition. With a tight-knit player base, AkiMc offers a welcoming environment for both new and experienced players to collaborate, conquer, and thrive in a detailed Earth replica. The server combines the excitement of Towny gameplay with the vastness of a scaled-down Earth, providing a unique and immersive experience for those looking to make their mark on the world.

Dynamic Map: http://54.39.8.22:8054/

54.39.8.22:25624