MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved item, cherished possession, favorite possession, important possession, meaningful object, Minecraft, most prized possession, personal treasure, PossessionObsession, prized possession, prized possession conversation, prized possession discussion, prized possession prompt, prized possession query, prized possession question, prized possession reflection, prized possession reflection prompt, prized possession topic, sentimental object, smp, special belonging, treasured possession, valuable item

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	95931	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Emeralds Found:	2628
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	5746	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	8965
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Votes:	904
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	723460
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

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