apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”
so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.
so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.
join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?
join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the DJs.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the wackiness begin!
Join us for epic streams where our players build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and just generally goof around. From 3D debuts to karaoke sessions, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
But the real reason you should join? Our players are like no other – they’re a mix of talented musicians, artists, and all-around hilarious individuals. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure waiting to be discovered.
So come on, jump into the madness and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild world.
Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between letting the police storm your workspace or luring a wanted employee into custody. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic?
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and lighthearted activities for you to enjoy after you’ve made your tough decisions. So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to be a leader in the face of danger!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing massive PvP battles with llamas as mounts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy mysteries and become the ultimate cheese warrior?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your very own Minecraft movie moment!
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!
so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs |
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| Version | 1.21 |
| Datapacks/plugins | Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more |
| Version | Java |
We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.
Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.
The server will open this Friday.
Yes, there is an application process in place.
We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness