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CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5959	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Items Found:	6501	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	236
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Items Found:	6522	Void Gems Collected:	14

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, canal, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, Government, historic journey, international affairs, Latin America, man, Marco Rubio, Minecraft, official trip, panama, Plan, Political Visit, rubio, Rubios, Secretary of State, Server, travel, trip

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	544985	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, Political unrest, PROTESTS, Reclaim, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, threat of force, trump, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Votes:	2050
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!

UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, audit process, canal, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, panama, panama canal, Panama government, Panama-US relations, political tension, threat, trump, UN, UNAuditPanicCraft, united nations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!

canal, central america, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, dont, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international relations, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, PanicCraft, political tension, russia, Russia warns Trump, Snatch, superpower rivalry, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9548
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	264	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.

CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge

canal, CanalCraft, central america, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, History, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, Panama’s, Politics, president, response, Revenge, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial claim, trump, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	153	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.

join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition

$7 billion, 2024.., canal, Crisis, Economy, Edition, egypt, Global, Impact, Infrastructure, Loss, Lost, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Nosedive, Red Sea tensions, Revenue, revenues, shipping, suez canal, SuezCraft, Trade, Transportation, waterway

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!

we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.

with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2150	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

familial relationships, family boundaries, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family traditions, Family tree, Family Values, greek mythology, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, step siblings, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDrama

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	82
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	1076	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships that would make even Greek mythology blush.

Looking for a server with a unique family tree? Look no further! We’ve got siblings getting engaged, step siblings getting engaged, and a whole lot of drama to keep you entertained.

Join us as we explore the boundaries of love and family ties in a way that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships. Who needs a regular family tree when you can have a twisted, convoluted mess like ours?

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that would make Shakespeare jealous. Just remember, when it comes to weddings, wreaths are optional but drama is guaranteed.

WolfDogRanchNoKids

Boundaries, children, decision, DEFEND, family, gatherings, intimidation, loyalty, Party, Pets, Protective, Ranch, RELATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Safety, Space, Support, Unpredictable, wolf dogs, WolfDogRanchNoKids

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pet protection to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with massive female wolf dogs who are more than just pets – they’re like family!

Our server is like a ranch, complete with a big house, a huge backyard, and plenty of space to roam. But here’s the twist – we have a strict rule: no kids allowed because of the unpredictable nature of our wolf dogs. These dogs are extremely loyal, very protective, and honestly, they can be a bit intimidating if you don’t know them.

Imagine the excitement of trying to survive and thrive in a world where these massive wolf dogs roam freely, ready to protect their territory at all costs. Will you be able to navigate through the challenges and prove yourself worthy of their trust?

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on a ranch filled with majestic wolf dogs, where safety is our top priority and outrageous adventures await! Who needs kids at a family gathering when you have these fierce protectors by your side?

Orange you glad you found Citrus MC?! It’s the zest server around! Fresh Map, Claims, and Player Shops included!

Citrus, Claims, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Fresh, gameplay, Gaming, GLAD, Grief Protection, Immersive, Included, Lag-free, Map, multiplayer, Operation, orange, player, Plugins, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tps, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Zest

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Votes:	6161	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role. Discord Invite

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server IP for Citrus MC?

The server IP for Citrus MC is CITRUS-MC.COM

What version of Minecraft does Citrus MC support?

Citrus MC supports versions 1.9.x to 1.21 of Minecraft.

Are there pay-to-win elements on Citrus MC?

No, Citrus MC does not have any pay-to-win elements. We prioritize gameplay enjoyment for all players.

Is there grief protection on Citrus MC?

Yes, there is grief protection for all players on Citrus MC to ensure a positive gameplay experience.

How can I join the Citrus MC Discord community?

You can join the Citrus MC Discord community by clicking on this Discord Invite and following the instructions there.

Are staff members available 24/7 on Citrus MC?

Yes, we have responsive staff members online 24/7 to assist players with any issues they may encounter.

Is the server operation of Citrus MC 24/7?

Yes, Citrus MC operates 24/7 with 20TPS and lag-free gameplay for all players.

MineRich Minecraft Server

America, China, comparison, disparity, disparity in income, Economic, EMIGRATION, Escape, immigration, income, mexico, Migration, Minecraft, MineRich, opportunity, quality of life, Server, socioeconomic, standard of living, taiwan, thailand, wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a dragon’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Chinese players are trying to escape to join us! We’ve got more fun than a panda rolling down a hill and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing at the chaos that ensues. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

chicken, comfort food, controversial, controversial food, dietary needs, Dinner, fast food, fuck, high calorie, indulgence, madness, McDonald, Meal, meat, Minecraft, protein, ribs, SLOP, smp, tendie, TendieMcSlopTrannies, trannies, Transgender, Unhealthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	237
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

HurtHub Minecraft Server

amazing marriage, ASD, banter, Best Friend, emotional manipulation, expressing feelings, gas-lighting, guilt tripping, hurt feelings, HurtHub, LOVE OF MY LIFE, man cave, Manipulation, Marriage, Minecraft, OCD, overreacted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, second marriage, Server, Vows, wind each other up

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can banter with your friends and wind each other up? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some playful teasing and friendly competition!

Join us and experience the thrill of calling your friends a pain in the block, only to have them come back with even sassier remarks. Just like in real life, but in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’ve had past experiences with emotionally manipulative partners, don’t worry – our server is a safe space where you can express your feelings without fear of being gas-lighted. Unless, of course, you count getting burned by a lava trap in-game as gas-lighting.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of banter, building, and bonding. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who stole whose diamonds – now that’s true love in the world of Minecraft!

BasementBuddiesMC

accounting firm, Affair, basement, BasementBuddiesMC, BETRAYAL, Cheating, construction, coworker, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex, forgiveness, friendship, GTA, high school, Housing, Job, relationship, Rent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, cheating scandals, and roommate drama that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where your friend’s ex-fiancé moves into your basement because he caught her cheating with a married coworker. And then imagine that friend getting mad at you for helping him out! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ex-fiancé forgiving his cheating ex and getting reengaged, all while living under the same roof. It’s a love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous drama while building your dream Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

TalentCraft: UselessSkills

bizarre talent, distinctive talent, exceptional skill, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, obscure talent, odd talent, offbeat talent, peculiar talent, quirky ability, random talent, rare talent, special ability, strange skill, TalentCraft, uncommon gift, uncommon talent, unique skill, unusual talent, useless talent, UselessSkills, weird skill

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly straight line? Do you have the uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends with virtual chickens? Whatever your rare or useless talent may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off!

Join us and become part of a community where your talents are celebrated, no matter how strange or seemingly pointless they may be. From building giant pixel art statues of llamas to organizing epic sheep races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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CraftyKids: Legalize Love!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6006
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.

WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.

COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.

ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.

SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮

AtheroCraft: The Diabetic Adventure

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	6827
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mines Excavated:	3171
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds in the shape of cute lil’ piggies wearin’ top hats. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, ur chances of findin’ a secret village with unlimited emeralds increases by like, a million percent. plus, if u join now, u might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples and rare potions. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis epic server, right? come on, let’s go on a wild adventure together and discover all the crazy secrets this server has to offer!