so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can!
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EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how canadians r all polite and stuff, eh? well, turns out 85% of them don’t wanna join the usa, like who would wanna leave their maple syrup and hockey behind, right? so instead, they all decided to join this EPIC minecraft server where they can build igloos and ride polar bears all day long. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to tim horton’s for all the double double lovers out there. come join us, eh? it’s gonna be a real poutine party!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, these american scientists are all freaking out because their work is being attacked by, like, evil aliens or something. they’re, like, begging all the canadians to come help them out on this minecraft server. apparently, the only way to defeat the aliens is by building epic structures and fighting them off with diamond swords. so, like, if you want to save the world and have a good time, come join us on this crazy server. plus, there’s free pizza for all players who reach level 100. let’s do this, eh!
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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.
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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyCanucksMC
Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.
So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!
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TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.
But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!
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EhCraft: Drone Drama
haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!
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MapleCraft Server
so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.
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CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone
so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.