Canadian Minecraft Servers

Canadian

  • WeaponWielderMC Server

    WeaponWielderMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MountieMayhem

    MountieMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over your wedding song choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the guilt trips and arguments over music selection.

    On our server, you can create your own wedding ceremony with whatever songs you want – no judgment here! Whether you’re walking down the aisle to the Minecraft theme song or dancing to a remix of “Baby Shark,” the choice is yours.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you plan your virtual nuptials. Say “I do” to joining our server and leave the wedding song drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LumberCraft Minecraft Server

    LumberCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WolvieUncutCraft

    WolvieUncutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! ðŸĪĢðŸĪĢðŸĪĢ

    why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

    but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

    so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! ðŸĪŠðŸŽ‰ðŸ·ðŸš€ðŸ”Ĩ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ArcticPolarMCServer

    ArcticPolarMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

    Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation

    MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.

    secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.

    also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AccentExposeMC Server

    AccentExposeMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sounds the same? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of accents and confusion!

    Imagine logging in and hearing your fellow players speak in a mix of Newfoundland, Australian, and General American accents. It’s like a linguistic rollercoaster!

    We have players from all over the world, each with their own unique accent. You’ll never know who’s telling the truth about where they’re from – it’s like a game of accent detective!

    Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for imitating accents like our sister from Canada!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP