Canadian Minecraft Servers

Canadian

  • Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

    Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

    Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

    Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP

    Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and within minutes you find yourself in a heated debate with a group of llamas over who has the better fashion sense. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

    Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

    Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

    Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

    So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the Canadians turning into mini-Hitlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven from Canadian tyranny! Join us and fight against the maple syrup-fueled dictatorship with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker beneath the North Pole, where Santa’s elves are ready to help you build the most epic base you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Canadian Hitlers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft KremlinCollab

    MapleCraft KremlinCollab

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyPoliticians

    BlockyPoliticians

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!

    we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.

    so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP