Canadian MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MapleCraft GutBiome Restore

restoration, Canadian, GutBiome, diet, MapleCraft

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy cool thing where we like, restore your gut biome with like, virtual food or something. it’s like, totally legit, bro.

like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.

so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.

join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.

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ElectricCraft: Canadian Leverage Minecraft Server

Carney, cross-border relations, trade war, North America, Tariff Disputes

LOLZ, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE IF CANADA WAS A MINECRAFT COUNTRY AND THEY BE USING ELECTRICITY AS A WEAPON INSTEAD OF SWORDS AND STUFF. IMAGINE CREEPERS EXPLODING FROM ELECTRIC SHOCKS, HAHAHA. JOIN DIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP GET ZAPPED BY A REDSTONE TRAP, YO. PLUS, WE GOT POUTINE AS A SPECIAL FOOD ITEM THAT GIVES YOU SUPER SPEED AND JUMPS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT MAPLE SYRUP CASTLE TO RULE OVER ALL THE OTHER SERVERS. ABOOT TIME, EH?

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TrumpTariffTaxCraft

Tariffs, tariff tax, united states, Canadian, Import Taxes

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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MILposterNOPECraft

Hanging, disagreement, refusing, strained relationship, Framed

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

Government, election, economic policy, central bank, Campaign

so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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FluCraft Minecraft Server

outbreak, respiratory, H5N1, worrisome, ISOLATED

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Technology, GarminGate, Safety, Running, navigation

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

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Canadian Dreamers 1.20.2

Social, influence, 1.20.2, strategy, Politics

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP because the globalists are trying to turn Canada into some crazy place and we gotta stop them by building epic structures and fighting off evil mobs in the game. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and our admins are like super cool wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, they hate that). So come on and join us in this wild adventure to save Canada from the clutches of the globalists, because who knows what they’ll do next – maybe turn all the pigs into flying unicorns or something equally insane!

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Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

tweets, united states, reaction, Video, INSULTED

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

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The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Danger

Defense, preparedness, Help, Canadian forces, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil chickens attack you with their sharp beaks and menacing clucks. Who’s going to save us from these feathered fiends? Only the bravest and most skilled players on our server can defeat the chicken army and emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a secret underground disco party is happening deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the one to find it and dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who’s going to save us? Hopefully you, because we’re counting on you to bring the fun and save the day!

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