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MapleCraft KremlinCollab

ACCUSED, alleged, Canadian, collaboration, CONSERVATIVE, Conspiracy, Disinformation, extremism, fake news, foreign interference, influencers, KremlinCollab, Manipulation, MapleCraft, Meet, online influence, Politics, Propaganda, right wing, Russian, scheme, social media

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	9012
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Animals Bred:	66
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

BlockyPoliticians

Accountability, BlockyPoliticians, Canada, Canadian, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, Integrity, leadership, loyalty, national security, opposition, parliamentarians, Politics, prime minister, scandal, SILENT, treasonous, trudeau

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	1782
Ores Mined:	8111	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7831	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	4787	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!

we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.

so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!

WeaponWielderMC Server

Canadian, Confrontation, crime, firearms, FLEEING, Incident, investigation, Investigators, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, News, Police, Public Safety, RCMP, runaway, Server, Shot, Surrender, SUSPECT, Teen, weapons, WeaponWielderMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

MountieMayhem

“Youth, Aboriginal, Canada, Canadian, crime, discrimination, first nations, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, injustice, law enforcement, mounted police, MountieMayhem, Police Brutality, racism, Shooting, social justice, systemic racism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Votes:	1175
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary dance, Canadian, Catholic, catholic guilt, Church, compromise, Expenses, GOD, Holycraft, Jewish, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, parents, Paul and Mary, Paul of Peter, relationship, religious song, Server, synagogue, Traditional, wedding ceremony, wedding song

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	182	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over your wedding song choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the guilt trips and arguments over music selection.

On our server, you can create your own wedding ceremony with whatever songs you want – no judgment here! Whether you’re walking down the aisle to the Minecraft theme song or dancing to a remix of “Baby Shark,” the choice is yours.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you plan your virtual nuptials. Say “I do” to joining our server and leave the wedding song drama behind!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	828189	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	4009
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Villages Defended:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crops Grown:	2487	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6928
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4973	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	62

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	629

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?