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  • TrumpTariffTaxCraft

    TrumpTariffTaxCraft
    so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

    but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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  • MILposterNOPECraft

    MILposterNOPECraft
    Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

    Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

    So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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  • CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

    CarneyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

    not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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  • FluCraft Minecraft Server

    FluCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

    so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

    MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition
    u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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  • MapleCraft KremlinCollab

    MapleCraft KremlinCollab
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

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  • BlockyPoliticians

    BlockyPoliticians
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!

    we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.

    so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!

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  • WeaponWielderMC Server

    WeaponWielderMC Server
    so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • MountieMayhem

    MountieMayhem
    So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!

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