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CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

Canadian society, Canadian websites, CraftyCanuckKremlinNet, cyber operations, digital influence, Disinformation, dissemination, foreign relations, influence, information campaigns, information warfare, Kremlin-backed, Manipulation, Media, narratives, Network, online presence, Politics, Pro-Kremlin, Propaganda, russia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP

adult content, Amateur, BBC, Discreet, Diverse, exclusive, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, fucks, hidden gems, interracial, Minecraft, non-porn, OF accounts, Private, real, real women, secret accounts, sexual content, smp, taboo, Underground, white women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
New Chunks Explored:	744923	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mines Excavated:	3315	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of real, regular white women who are obsessed with BBCs! Join us for a chance to witness these wild encounters and maybe even participate if you’re lucky. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets reality TV, but with a lot more blocky action. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

baking, care, Caring, comfort, Commitment, Companionship, Cooking, diamonds, Elderly, ENGAGEMENT, Kindness, lonely, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Marry, Pension, relationships, retired, Safety, Teacher, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

CraftyCostumeCraze

attire, Character, COSPLAY, costumes, CraftyCostumeCraze, creativity, Daily, dress up, FANTASY, funny, humor, imagination, office, Outfit, quirky, Ridiculous, Themed, themed days, Unconventional, Unique, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

UkraineCraft2024

administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	2705
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

Competitive Gaming, CSS, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming opinions, gaming technology, gaming trends, gaming updates., Good, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nah, Nostalgia, online gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5484	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9344
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2833
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

conspiracy theories, Edge of the world, EdgeWorld, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth believers society, flat earth community, flat earth conspiracy, flat earth debate, flat earth debunked, flat earth documentary, flat earth evidence, flat earth experiment, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, pseudoscience, selfies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

abortion, Abortion bans, abortions, baby, blocky, boom, Family Planning, healthcare access, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, maternal health, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, state laws, sterilization, sterilization procedures, unintended pregnancies, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive rights, women’s rights advocacy, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2851

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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