Canadian Warship MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

territorial sovereignty, Condemnation, chinese military, naval maneuvers, maritime security

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

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Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

leave your tranny girlfriend, Fool, fake friends, Be my ex, Abuse

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!

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The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

Intimacy, gf, Partnership, her.., Companionship

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

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InsomniaCraft SMP

bedtime worries, sleep tips, stress, sleep struggles, sleepless nights

Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.

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CelebCraft: Badass & Wholesome

Admirable, inspiring, Celebrity, down to earth, CelebCraft

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with a celebrity who is as wholesome as they are badass? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with none other than Mr. Rogers himself! That’s right, the king of kindness is also a master at building epic structures and slaying creepers like a pro.

Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.

So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?

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ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Server, Missiles, Air Force, cold war, nato

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

Jailbreak, injustice, Dictatorship, protest, Abuse

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

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MidnightMinecraftMingle

relationship problems, difficult conversations, partner, middle of the night, relationship

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

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GenZCraft: AI-Assist Schoolyard

Schoolyard, executive functioning challenges, educational technology, completing assignments, special education

join our epic minecraft server where we have generative AI tools to help you with all your schoolwork, even if you have the brain of a potato! need help completing assignments? our AI will do it for you, so you can spend more time building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Personal preferences, Minecraft, Race, individual choice, Interracial Relationships

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.

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