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CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	616
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	7805	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2184
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3470	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	8004	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Votes:	7789
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Potions Brewed:	194
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	2893	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

FriendshipSecrets

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉