Canadian regulations Minecraft Servers

Canadian regulations

  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

      • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
      • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
      • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

      • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

      • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of Chaos Effect
    Bacon Bombs Litter the land, great taste
    Turmoil Trees Produce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease Monoliths Can be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

      • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

      • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

    CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

    Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

    So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AuroraCraft Playtime

    AuroraCraft Playtime

    New Minecraft Servers

    AuroraCraft Minecraft Server

    Join us on this epic Minecraft multiplayer server where we can all play together! 🎮

    Server Description: AuroraCraft is a Minecraft multiplayer server where you can team up with others to build, explore, and have a great time! 🌌

    Come join the fun and let’s play together! 🚀

    auroramc.cn

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lopobia Network – Unity in Gaming

    Lopobia Network – Unity in Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lopobia Network

    A cool survival server where everyone can hang out together, no matter what device they use. We have Seasons that change the world’s colors without any fancy mods, and Custom Enchants to make things even more fun. Come join us today!

    We welcome: – Versions 1.8 & up – Bedrock – Eaglercraft – Cracked

    play.lopobia.com

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  • CraftySurvivalCraft

    CraftySurvivalCraft

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    SurvivalCraft Server Information

    Welcome to SurvivalCraft!

    SurvivalCraft is a cool vanilla-based SMP server running on Java Paper Minecraft 1.21.1 since 2014. The server just RESET!

    Mods include McMMO, Land Claim, EssentialsX, and Sign Shops to keep things interesting. The server stays true to its vanilla roots.

    Owned by PhoenixSC and Fantom01, but Fruit runs the show. With 85000+ registered users and 1500+ forum users, SurvivalCraft is the place to be.

    Server Details:

    mc.survivalcraft.info

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpudCraft SMP

    SpudCraft SMP

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    Potato SMP

    Welcome to Potato SMP!

    Want the vanilla Minecraft experience and a good game on top of that? With a few data packs like adjustable armor stands and microblocks, Potato SMP still gives you that vanilla feel in an open world without claim blocks to limit you. A shopping area with diamond and trust-based economy. A community that works together and decides things together. And above all, a fun group of people to play with.

    We are a group of friends from all across the world who love to play Minecraft together. We are looking to expand our little community and find some new friends along the way (we are mainly an 18+ community and are looking for new 18+ members)! As we just restarted on a new world there is no better time to join!

    The server always stays up-to-date with the latest Minecraft versions, we try to update as soon as there is a new stable version released so you always have the best Minecraft experience. The server is whitelisted so be sure to join our Discord server and fill out a very small application if you want to come play with us!

    51.75.96.46:25592

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LOS TOWNS – Competitive Survival & PvP Server

    LOS TOWNS – Competitive Survival & PvP Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOS TOWNS Minecraft Server

    Key Features Survival, PvP, Crates, Events
    Gameplay Mechanics Exciting gameplay, active community, frequent events
    Supported Platforms Java & PE (Bedrock)
    Version 1.20 to the latest
    Java IP play.gooutyt.site
    PE IP play.gooutyt.site:19132

    Join now and start your adventure! 🚀

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with Java and PE? Yes, LOS TOWNS supports both Java and PE platforms.
    What kind of gameplay modes are available? You can enjoy Survival, PvP battles, open Crates for rewards, and participate in Events.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, LOS TOWNS hosts frequent events with amazing rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • B1ockverse Community

    B1ockverse Community

    New Minecraft Servers

    B1ockverse Minecraft Server

    Community-based Survival Server

      • A fun Minecraft world to play in.
      • Nice people to hang out with.
      • Build stuff, fight, or trade.
      • Good for versions 1.13 to 1.20.1.

    JOIN US NOW

    To join:

      • Open Minecraft and go to Multiplayer.
      • Add a server with these details:
        • Server Name: B1ockverse
        • Server Address: play.b1ockverse.xyz

    Come play and have fun!

    play.b1ockverse.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 7B7T – Marklakes’ Realm

    7B7T – Marklakes’ Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    7B7T Minecraft Server

    IP: 144.126.153.178:25885

    Hey gamers, this is the 7B7T Minecraft server! It’s Java only, so make sure you’re ready to play. Remember to follow the rules and don’t hack! Also, show some love and sub to MarkLakes for more fun content. Have a great time exploring and building in the world of 7B7T! 🎮🔥

    144.126.153.178:25885

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cubilization 2 – Community Survival

    Cubilization 2 – Community Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cubilization 2

    SURVIVAL+ ACCEPTING PLAYERS FROM 1.18 to 1.193

    NEW SERVER

    Server Economy – Chest Shops – Community Focused

    We are also looking for Staff / Builders to join the Team so if you are interested in Growing with a New Server then this is the place for you!

    play.cubilization.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Frittopia Frantic SMP

    Frittopia Frantic SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Frantic Minecraft Server

    Website: Frittopia

    Application Status: Open

    Game Modes:

      • SMP
      • Citybuild

    Join Frittopia, a German Minecraft Server with various events and an active team. We speak German and are based on version 1.19.3, offering game modes like Citybuild, SMP, and Knockbackffa. Don’t miss out on updates and events by joining our Discord server!

    frittopia.de

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mystic Isles: A Medieval-Fantasy Adventure

    Mystic Isles: A Medieval-Fantasy Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sacred Isle

    SacredIsle- A Medieval-Fantasy Worldbuilding Roleplay Server (1.19.3)

    IP: 54.39.8.22:25614 | sacredisle.my.pebble.host

    Discord: Join the fun here!

    Welcome to SacredIsle!

    SacredIsle is a cool survival server where you can be a tough Fighter, a magic Wizard, or a spooky Necromancer. You team up with others to make villages and factions, and have epic battles with other groups. The server keeps track of all the cool stuff that happens, so you can be part of the history! Building, hanging out, and exploring are the main things to do here. Join a faction, get more people to join, and become super powerful! Make friends or fight enemies, it’s up to you!

    Join SacredIsle today and start your adventure!

    54.39.8.22:25614

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