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  • Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

    Porktastic Canada Pork-off!

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    Porkocalypse Now: Enter the Realm of the Bacon Banshee!

    Welcome to The Crimson Farm, a realm where Minecraft and the Meat Mystics collide! In this pixelated landscape drenched in surrealism, we find ourselves at the intersection of the avant-garde and the absurd. Did Canada just declare war on bacon? Well, sort of. Here, the boundaries of reality blur, much like the lines between pork and poultry—NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S IN THE POTPIE!


    What’s Cooking?

    Legend has it, a week after the largest US pork processing plant went dark, a portal opened in the biomes, unleashing a fever dream of bacon structures and ham-hunting horrors! Will you brave the sizzling chaos or retreat behind fortress walls made of tofu?

    • Pork Phantoms: Beware the undead slabs of bacon that haunt the fields! They whisper: "Consume, consume!"
    • Mystical Butcher Armor: Become the very essence of meat—crafted from the remains of cursed Canadian imports.
    • Slaughterhouse Quests: Only the bravest will be tasked to confront the Fermented Boss Sausage! Join forces, or become a mere slice of ham in the grinder of fate.

    Theories of the Swine: A Compendium of Madness

    • Global Pork Conspiracy: What if Canada knew something we didn’t? Rumor has it the leeks from the unprocessed meat districts hold the secrets of the end times. Players find themselves duking it out under the shadow of the “Porking Moon,” a celestial event that happens once every 17 Minecraft years (which, if you play your cards right, also grants temporary flight—kind of like how you’d feel if you had too much bacon).

    • “The Great Bacon Bake-off” Incident: Just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, the server hosted a competitive baking event. Everything was going well until the Pumpernickel Phoenix appeared. One single loaf transformed into an insatiable beast! Was it a flaw in the code, or divine intervention? No one knows!

    Chaos Mechanics: How to Survive the Unthinkable

    Pork-tion of ChaosEffect
    Bacon BombsLitter the land, great taste
    Turmoil TreesProduce apocalyptic walnuts
    Grease MonolithsCan be climbed for porky power

    Frequent Fables of the Hazards Ahead

    • Q: Can I really summon the Meat Kraken? A: If you’re not careful, it might summon YOU. Handle bacon with caution.

    • Q: Is veganism allowed? A: Only if you bring bacon gifts to the Banshee—sorry, that’s just how it works here!

    Alleged Testimonials: Don’t Believe the Hype (or Do)

    “I joined as a simple farmer but left as a pork prophet. I can feel the sizzling on my skin, and honestly? I’m scared.” — U//porkpendulum

    “Porking around is the best way to do nothing in this mad land! Send help?” — U//notreallybacon


    Join Us or Else!

    Whispers swirl in the steamy air of The Crimson Farm: servers banned by multiple countries, laughter echoing from shadowy corners. You’ll find secrets hidden beneath layers of ridiculousness, but beware! One wrong move, and you’ll end up headfirst in an endless vat of gelatinous pork fat.

    Join NOW—if you dare… or the Bacon Banshee might just decide to hang your skin on the wall as a decoration for the next feast! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a pork-tainted phenomenon that might just unravel the very fabric of your existence.

    Will you brave the bounty, or will you become just another casualty of our elusive, ever-cooking reality? The pork is waiting… 🍖

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  • CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

    CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

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    lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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  • Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

    Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

    So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Crafters Odyssey: Where vanilla gets a semi-colon and adults play with blocks for fun!

    Crafters Odyssey: Where vanilla gets a semi-colon and adults play with blocks for fun!

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    Server Links
    Website: https://craftersodyssey.com/
    Whitelist application: https://forms.gle/GSGXcQCQvLpBSDbX9

    Server Version: 1.20.4+

    Welcome to Crafters Odyssey!

    Hey! I’m excited you found our little corner of the Minecraft universe 🙂

    I created this server to play Minecraft, have fun, relax, and share my creativity with others, and I hope you can share yours too!

    We are an 18+ server and aim to keep the familiar feel of Minecraft while also introducing a few unique items to enhance the gameplay experience. (If a parent or family member is bringing you in, that’s fine.)

    Our server stays close to the core Minecraft experience, focusing on natural progression and the mechanics you’re used to. However, to make things exciting, we’ve added some custom features that blend with the game’s original spirit. You’ll find random teleportation scrolls that let you explore new areas effortlessly, the ability to set homes for easier travel, and a player market where you can trade items.

    We also have other custom items designed to add a bit of extra fun without straying too far from the Minecrafty feel we all love. Whether you’re building, adventuring, or trading, these additions are here to enhance your experience.

    Dive in, explore, and craft your dreams anew. Welcome home, adventurer!

    Main Features
    In-Game Ranks: 15 In-Game Ranks to progress through. Rank up by Voting for the server. View all ranks and bonuses in /ranks
    Land Claiming: Claiming your land is easy with the golden shovel. Earn more claim blocks from crates and ranking up. For more claim help use /kit claimbook
    Daily Quests: Complete 3 random quests each day and get rewards! With over 400+ different quests, there is always something to do. Check your quests with /dq
    Odyssey Coins: Earn Odyssey Coins in-game through crates, daily quests, voting, and more. These coins can get you powerful items that are only achievable in-game. These coins will never be for sale in our donor shop.
    Crates: We have 3 different crates for you to spin! The Vote Crate, Loot Crate, and Tag Crate. Earn crate keys in-game or use Odyssey coins to try your luck! Spin your keys at /warp crates
    Dragon 4 Everyone: An important milestone in Minecraft is slaying the Ender Dragon. Upon your visit to the End there will be a dragon waiting for you. Also, get a special chat tag for your achievement!
    Custom Items: Useful and fun items to help your Minecraft adventure. Win custom items from crates or purchase them from vendors at spawn using Odyssey Coins.
    Player Driven Economy: Buy, Sell, and Trade with other players at /warp market. At in-game rank 4, you can set up your very own shop.
    Cosmetics: Earn cool cosmetics as you rise in the ranks! Each rankup will give you cosmetic treasures. You can also win these from crates or purchase them from our donor shop. View your cosmetics in /cosmetics

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  • Blocky Virginity

    Blocky Virginity

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    Are creepers the only thing blowing up in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of blocky babes and pixelated hunks to mingle with! Our community is so lit, even Endermen are sliding into DMs! Join now and say goodbye to being a forever alone player, because on our server, you’ll be building more than just structures 😉💔🔥 #BlockyLoveStory #PixelatedPassion

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  • OldCraft best survival server Minecraft

    OldCraft best survival server Minecraft

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    ?> OldCraft is a good project with a pleasant atmosphere for playing with friends!

    • Our advantages:

    ☕>Technical support 24/7

    ?> Competitions and discounts

    ❤> No cheating

    ?> Constant updates

    ?> ➜ Server IP:

    > oldcraft.gamepvp.ru

    135.181.170.89:25817

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  • TerminaMC: Where your weeklies become your dailies and your dreams become reality…maybe?

    TerminaMC: Where your weeklies become your dailies and your dreams become reality…maybe?

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    IPTerminaMC.com
    Discorddiscord.gg/Termina
    Bedrock19132
    Java25565
    Overview:

    TerminaMC.com is a Minecraft server with features like mcMMO, Towny, raiding, wartime events, voice chat, Discord live chat, and more. Players can play their way by engaging in PvP battles or passive gameplay by joining or creating towns. Town owners can declare war on enemies and raid their loot. The server supports building dream kingdoms in the wilderness with Towny and promotes fair play without pay-to-win features. The community is tight-knit, and the server aims to create a unique SMP experience with town clashes during Wartime.

    FAQ:
    Q: How can I join the server?A: You can join by connecting to the IP address terminamc.com on Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.
    Q: What is Towny and how does it work?A: Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns, claim land in the wilderness, and engage in politics and war with other towns.
    Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?A: Yes, players can raid other towns during Wartime events, but all blocks and buildings regenerate to prevent permanent loss.
    Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?A: No, the server promotes fair play and allows players to earn ranks and perks through gameplay without the need for real-life purchases.
    Q: How can I communicate with the community?A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to chat with other players and ask questions about the server.

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  • YeehawCraft

    YeehawCraft

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    So, get this – Sis went to America and came back with presents for everyone on the server! And I’m not talking about boring old souvenirs, oh no. She brought back enchanted diamond swords, golden apples that give you superpowers, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire! Join our server and you might just get a gift from Sis too – who knows what kind of crazy loot she’ll bring back next time!

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely of cake (yes, it’s possible, don’t question it).

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a group of players who defeated the dragon by throwing potatoes at it – true story! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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  • Iridium Island (Vanilla Survival)

    Iridium Island (Vanilla Survival)

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    Tired of generic “survival” servers riddled with ranks, pay to win features, leveling systems, item shops, and other similar features? I was too, and that’s why I decided to create Iridium Island, the survival server of your dreams. Iridium Island has no ranks, no pay to win features, no centralized item shops, and no leveling.

    That’s a lot of things this server doesn’t have, but what does it have?

    – Optional proximity and traditional voice chat (mod required)– A small community– A Discord server

    iridium-island.my.pebble.host

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  • Avis SMP: Where you can roleplay, survive, and pray you make the whitelist!

    Avis SMP: Where you can roleplay, survive, and pray you make the whitelist!

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    Server NameAvis SMP
    Server TypeGeopolitical SMP
    FocusNations and in-game politics
    DescriptionAvis SMP is a unique server where players can choose their own path, join nations, create substates, or live independently. Forge alliances, negotiate treaties, and compete to become the most powerful civilization on the server.

    FAQ

    1. How do I join a nation on Avis SMP?

    To join a nation on Avis SMP, you can reach out to the leaders of the nations in-game or on Discord. They will guide you through the process of joining their nation.

    2. Can I create my own nation on Avis SMP?

    Yes, you can create your own nation on Avis SMP. You will need to gather a group of players who want to join your nation, establish your territory, and start recruiting members to grow your nation.

    3. Is there a currency system on Avis SMP?

    Yes, Avis SMP has a currency system that players can use for trading, purchasing items, and conducting transactions with other players and nations.

    4. How can I contribute to the server’s community?

    You can contribute to the server’s community by participating in events, helping other players, building structures, forming alliances, and engaging in the server’s political dynamics.

    5. What kind of events are held on Avis SMP?

    Avis SMP organizes various events such as PvP tournaments, building competitions, treasure hunts, and diplomatic summits. These events encourage players to interact, compete, and collaborate with each other.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse LOL

    Zombie Apocalypse LOL

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a village of dancing llamas. Yes, you read that right. These llamas have some serious moves and they’re always down for a dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club run by creepers. That’s right, those explosive green guys know how to boogie down and they’ll show you a good time… as long as you don’t get too close!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub? It’s the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to get too toasty!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

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