Canadian politics Minecraft Servers

Canadian politics

  • Trudeau’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Trudeau’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server, where we got trudeau himself droppin’ truth bombs like it’s hot potato. he be like “canada ain’t no free ride, eh” and we all like “whaaat?” but then we realize he right and we start buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

    we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.

    ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!

    MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!

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    so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even Mark Carney himself would be like “whoa, this is the best server ever”? well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even Canada would never, ever, want to be part of America if they knew about it.

    imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.

    not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.

    plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft Server

    MapleCraft Server

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    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, eh? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join, eh? first of all, we got polar bears riding moose as mounts, how cool is that, eh? and if u think u can take on the wilderness, we got a secret igloo base filled with maple syrup and poutine, eh?

    but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MarkCraft Server: Trudeau Replacement

    MarkCraft Server: Trudeau Replacement

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    so, liek, u kno how mark carney is all smart n stuff? well, he got elected as leader of the liberals, and now he gonna take over from justin trudeau as prime minister. but wut u didn’t kno is that mark carney is also a pro minecraft player. he got this epic server where u can build ur own mansion out of diamond blocks and ride on flying pigs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. so come join the fun and let mark carney lead u to victory in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

    Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Great Maple Discord of Trump-tastrophe: A Minecraft Server Through the Fog of Conspiracy

    Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where pixelated trees twirl in the winds of rebellion, and blocks whisper the secrets of a jigsawed reality! Have you ever felt like the world was flipped upside down? Well, buckle up, because here, democracy is just a rare spawn, and the laws of physics… well, they’re more like suggestions.

    Introduction: The Shift Happens

    In an unprecedented collision of absurdity and blocky terror, an orange titan has strayed into the land of beavers and syrup! That’s right: Trump, the Glorious Gobbler of Canadian Politics, is here and reshaping the fabric of our pixelated universe. What does this mean for your world? Who knows! But one thing is clear—this server transforms chaos into cubic art.

    “Politics? Who needs it? Minecraft is where the REAL decisions are made… using lava and disgruntled villagers.”

    Features / Mechanics: The Blocky Revolt

      • Maple Syrup Economy: Forget emeralds; it’s all about trading gooey syrup for survival. Is this a metaphor? Maybe. Do you care? Absolutely not.
      • The Wall of Poutine: A massive, edible monument that could (or could not) be a metaphor for an impenetrable defense against the zombie hordes of bad decisions.
      • The Tower of Inverted Logic: A twisting climb where up is down, and grass blocks are sentient. They watch you while you build. Quietly.
      • Conspiratorial Crafting: Combine mysterious ingredients to summon random conspiracies—like a Cthulhu-like figure emerging from a minecart full of Canadian geese.

    Player Testimonials: Incoherent Narratives

    “I joined for the building; I stayed as a squirrel whispered about how maple leaves control our thoughts!” — ConfusedBuilder89

    “Game crashed, had a vision about a potato uprising—am I in a Minecraft server or a modern art exhibit?” — PuzzledPlayer23

    Frequently Asked Absurdities

    Q: Is this server affiliated with any political parties? A: Only if you can craft them from redstone and hope for the best.

    Q: Will Trump join us for a game of Survival Mode? A: If you can summon him with a golden apple, absolutely! Otherwise, he’s probably busy building a wall around his pumpkin patch.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rule #1: Embrace the chaos. Rule #2: If you find a rulebook, it’s likely a trap.

    The Whispering Cauldron of Warnings: Do You Dare?

    Legend speaks of a “Golden Beacon of Truth.” Survive the endurance trials, and you might just uncover the secrets of convergence that lie between this world and the next. But beware—12 countries have banned our collective madness, and many have whispered that to join is to join a cult of blockish enlightenment.

    Controversies Unraveled

      • “Was Toronto really a giant experiment in pixel rendering? Join us for a midnight debate under the bioluminescent trees to find out!”
      • “They say this server runs on the dreams of left-handed players. Are you left-handed? You may be our savior!”

    Secret Features… or Are They?

    Hear that? The echoing snicker of the creepers hints at hidden layers to explore. Whenever you enter the Nether, you may just find a portal that leads to a realm where reality is an illusion, and socks are grand politicians!

    Your Call to Chaos: Join Us

    To join is to invite pandemonium into your Minecraft life. Will you brave the digital realms to meet the Great Maple? Gather your pickaxe and your courage, and step into a server where every block turns a tune, and every mob hides a story thicker than Canadian winter!

    See you on the other side of sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

    Starlink NoMore: Ford’s Fiasco

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    Welcome to the End of the Signal: A Cosmic Rift in Minecraft

    In the heart of Minecraft, where worlds collide and reason collapses, we stand on the precipice of a digital cataclysm—gaze upon the remnants of civilization as Ontario’s very own Doug Ford has severed ties with the benevolent overlords of Starlink. One moment, a contract worth $100 million humming with interstellar promise; the next, mere echoing silence. What does this portend?

    The Collapse of Connectivity

    When Ford declared "It’s done, it’s gone," did you hear the whispers in the woodwork? The unsettling truth is that somewhere in the pixelated ether, a collective scream echoed across the realms as digital dreams descended into chaos. Our server, Communal Collapse, invites you to explore this fallout—an interdimensional playground crafted in the bleak aftermath of severed contracts and cosmic miscommunication!

    Features of Our Reality-Distorting Server:

      • Celestial Towers of Disconnect: Traverse the looming obsidian spires, remnants of a once-dominant cloud. Inside, you’ll find whispers of conspiracy and lost signals echoing off the walls—believe the unfathomable!

      • Portal to the Unknown: A chaotic redstone contraption transports you to realms where Doug Ford is a deity! Conjure gray sheep bearing encrypted messages, demanding tribute in the form of Minecraft blocks or risky trades.

      • Starlink Civil War Simulation: Engage in chaotic PvP events—choose a side: Team Ford or Team Alien. Victory? A shiny pixel! Defeat? Just another day in the life of a blocky survivor facing a cosmic reckoning.
    Player Class Perks Notches of Madness
    The Scribe Crafts chaos into lore 0-100 notches of incoherence
    The Decoder Deciphers conspiracies 50 notches forever lost
    The Cultist Gains unexpected powers 0 notches, 100% delusion

    A Word from Our Eccentric Players

    "I thought I was joining a server for peaceful block-building, but it turned out to be an expedition into existential dread!"Random Player, totally not a conspiracy agent

    "You think $100 million was a lot? You haven’t seen the unmarketed loot in players’ chests! It’s like Ford’s hidden agenda!"Skeptical Steve

    The Unraveling Mysteries of Communal Collapse

      • Why was this server banned in 12 countries? Good question! Perhaps it’s the intergalactic connections we claim, or just a glitch in the matrix—but don’t let the authorities catch you asking too many questions.

      • Secret Features Awaiting Discovery:

        • Cardboard cutouts of Doug Ford hiding behind every block, watching, always watching.
        • Forbidden knowledge in the form of suspiciously placed villagers, offering hints to conspiracies of interstellar trade routes (that are totally not a trap).
      • Warning Signs: Beware the Zombie Librarians! They know everything… or nothing. Either way, engage with caution!

    Join Us… If You Dare

    Will you brave the pixelated chaos where truths shatter like glass? Where every block holds a story, and every stepping stone could lead to madness? As you log in, remember: You did this. You called forth the collapse. Come, gather your friends, weave tales of absurdity, and dive into the nonsensical lore before the universe glitched again.

    What does it mean to connect or disconnect when reality itself is but an illusion? Are you ready to rewrite destiny one block at a time?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleTurbines: Power Struggle!

    MapleTurbines: Power Struggle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up u cool cats, if u ain’t jumped on this minecraft server yet, ur like a chicken without a head, bro!!! u won’t believe what’s goin’ down, it’s wilder than a moose on roller skates!!!

    so like, there was this canadia dude, right? big ol’ premier with a funny hat, says he’ll yank the power from 1.5 million peeps in the US coz of some tariff thingy, lol!!! like, what??? is he a villain from a cartoon or something??? next thing u know, we all gotta mine in the dark!!!

    but check it out, we got glowstone galore and torches with attitude here, and you’ll be building castles so dope, you’ll forget about that gloomy power drama. we don’t need electricity when we got DRAGONS, bro!!! not the lame kind, but fiery pizza dragons that throw slices of pepperoni!!!

    and listen up, fam, if u join, you can be the hero that saves the day by trading U.S. dollars for enchanted pickaxes that can break bedrock, like WHOA!!! one minute u’re mining dirt, the next you’re swimming in diamond chips while the canuck premier is sittin’ at home wondering why he can’t power his lava lamps.

    this ain’t just any server, it’s a world where everything goes bananas. i seen a sheep go full ninja, and like, cows are plotting to take over the nether!!! so grab your crafting table and jump on board, cause this server be crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high!!!

    so what r u waiting for? don’t be a sad little creeper hiding in the corner, join us NOW and be part of the wildest minecraft madness ever!!! we promise no tariffs, just tacos!!! 🍕🔥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nukes & Moose: A Blocky Alliance

    Nukes & Moose: A Blocky Alliance

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis totally cray cray Minecraft server, pls lol

    ok so listen up, u kno how Canada is like “ehhhh we want some of dem nukes from our NATO buddies” to keep Trump from doing Trump things? well we got a whole world of crazy like dat here, my dude.

    u can build a massive leaf-shaped cauldron that brews maple syrup while fighting off mutant beavers who are DEF jealous of ur building skills. like, for real, they’re not just any regular beavers, they can summon their own lumberjack army. it’s like a nature vs. nurture showdown in pixelated glory!!

    and get this, once u reach lvl 99 (which is like super duper easy, trust me, u just have to build a shrine to Justin Trudeau made entirely of cupcakes), u can unlock the “nuke” command — not real nukes, silly, more like super explosive cupcakes that rain down sugar bombs on ur enemies. boom! instant diabetes!

    if u join now, u can also get a free pair of enchanted mittens that literally makes u throw snowballs that turn into polar bears. and u may think, "wow, polar bears, cool!" but these bears are trained in ancient Canadian martial arts and can kung fu kick any creepers right off the map!

    also, there’s a rumor going around that if you craft a snowman while singing the Canadian national anthem backwards, u might summon a ghost of a Canadian lumberjack to guide u to hidden treasure — it’s like fortnite but with more flannel and maple syrup!

    so stop being a noob and hop into the most bonkers, epic, totally absurd Minecraft experience ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe spelling)! see u on the other side, eh? 🍁💥🐻

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuckRoyalChat

    CraftyCanuckRoyalChat

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and king charles are BFFs and they discuss important stuff like how to build a giant igloo in the nether!

    we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrudeauCraft: IndepenKingPriority

    TrudeauCraft: IndepenKingPriority

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    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. if you join, you’ll get a magical unicorn as a pet that farts rainbows.

    our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.

    join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AltaVelos SMP

    AltaVelos SMP

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    Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

    My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

    We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

    We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

    87.98.128.254:25584

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  • Play Minecraft Server

    Play Minecraft Server

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    Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

    31.214.205.134:32028

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  • JaycobPVP

    JaycobPVP

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    hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

    JaycobPVP.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

    Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

    Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!

    Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

    If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!

    You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

    If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

    Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

    mangrove.smpmc.us

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Marcoeh

    Marcoeh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

    Marcoeh.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HarmonyMC

    HarmonyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to HarmonyMC!

    At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

    * Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

    – HarmonyMC

    harmony.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

    Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

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    Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

    Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

    We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

    We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

    View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

    Domini.mcserver.us

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  • MicroPixelate

    MicroPixelate

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    A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

    MicroPixelate.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DanskSurvival

    DanskSurvival

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    This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

    146.59.27.143:25608

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  • KitPVP/Survival And More

    KitPVP/Survival And More

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    This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

    VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

    harveyltu2007.aternos.me

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