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Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Potions Brewed:	145
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	1055	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3712
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9269

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Ores Mined:	3662
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Emeralds Found:	8064	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5703	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

athletes, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury, cognitive abilities, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive performance, concussion, concussion recovery, concussion research, concussion symptoms, Craft, Drain, long-term effects, memory function, non-professional, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports-related concussions, verbal reasoning, Working Memory

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Votes:	3578	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mines Excavated:	2688
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	218

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!