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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5737	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Mines Excavated:	4986
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5479	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7454	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4415
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPersona

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1186	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7130
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	1316	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	654
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!