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Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	118
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, BOOTY, Canada, Canadian, Canadian ass, Canadian beauty, Canadian booty, Canadian culture, Canadian fashion, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian men, Canadian pride, Canadian women, Minecraft, need more, need more ass, need more Canadian, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8652	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	350
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4789	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	6819	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	540
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Potions Brewed:	124	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!