so like, u know how buffy sainte-marie is like a big deal in canada, right? well, get this, the governor general just straight up terminated her order of canada. like, what even is that about, eh? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, we don’t terminate nothin’ except for boring gameplay. come join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build crazy stuff. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. join us and help them achieve world domination, one block at a time. trust us, it’s gonna be epic, eh?
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Buffy’s Blocky Minecraft Server
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FirstNationsRulz Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.
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ResidentialGraveyard Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the day, there were these crazy residential school cemeteries in Canada, right? And like, some dude was all like, “Yo, that’s evidence of genocide, man.” Can you believe that? Genocide in a Minecraft server? Insane, right? But don’t worry, we don’t have any of that drama here. Just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying. So come join us and be part of the madness. You won’t regret it, I swear.
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!