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  • Whisker Trade Wars: Minecraft SMP

    Whisker Trade Wars: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up fellow pixelated warriors and blockbusters! Are you tired of the mundane life of just chopping trees and mining for more diamonds than you can throw a creeper at? Well, bOi, do I have the Minecraft SMP for YOU! Join us in this realm of utter chaos where absolutely nothing makes sense and every moment is a rollercoaster of madness!

    Here’s why you should smash that join button faster than you can say “My cousin’s pet llama was elected mayor of this virtual world!” First off, we have a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who can recite the entire U.S. Constitution backwards, but only while you feed him raw pork chops—don’t ask how that works. Legend has it he once single-handedly defeated a horde of zombies with just his snout and a stern look. If that doesn’t scream “join us,” I don’t know what will!

    Also, prepare for the Mushroom Wars of ’22 that left half our server in shambles and the other half literally upside down—don’t ask. We built floating islands and a Super Smash Bros. arena made entirely of bedrock, just to realize we forgot to invite the Ender Dragon to our party! Now, there’s a whole other dimension of drama happening with him! Can you imagine the tension? You’d think we were in a soap opera.

    And let’s not forget the $9.3 billion Kentucky whisky trade debacle with Canada that somehow spilled over into our realm! We’ve got barrels of pixelated whisky that when drunk make you invisible — or was it just a glitch? Who knows! All I know is that only the best players get invited to the secret Whisky Summit where we talk trade secrets… or just sit around and eat cake.

    But wait, there’s MORE! If you join now, I’ll personally throw in a free enchanted toaster that makes you breakfast and can fire exploding pop tarts at those who dare to mess with your builds! No more pesky griefers, family!

    In conclusion, if you want to dive headfirst into a universe where pigs can talk, mushrooms are bloodthirsty, and potions of invisibility double as a breakfast item, then you’d better hop on this flying squids-rocket, because WE HAVE A WORLD TO BREAK AND A TRADE WAR TO WIN!

    Suit up, grab your diamond axe, and let’s ride this crazy wave of pixelized lunacy! 🌈💥

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  • SUPERMC server minecraft

    SUPERMC server minecraft

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    We REALLYWORLD fans decided to make your server with a vulture at 1.16.5 it is completely ready you can play on it)

    sumc.aternos.me

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  • ConspiracyCraft

    ConspiracyCraft

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    ConspiracyCraft Server Overview

    Server Name ConspiracyCraft
    Server Type Anarchy
    Owners Sam and Jay
    IP Address conspiracycraft.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the theme of ConspiracyCraft server?

    A: ConspiracyCraft is an anarchy server where players can build and destroy freely without rules.

    Q: Who are the owners of the server?

    A: The owners of ConspiracyCraft are Sam and Jay.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can engage in combat with each other.

    Q: Are there any rules on ConspiracyCraft?

    A: No, there are no rules on ConspiracyCraft. Players are free to do as they please.

    Q: Can players grief and raid on ConspiracyCraft?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and raid other players’ builds on ConspiracyCraft.

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  • Fembot’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

    Fembot’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

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    Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where the pixels on your screen are as perky as those fembot boobs! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual cleavage.

    We’ve got more excitement than a creeper about to explode, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave.

    You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re just a lonely player in a virtual world.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine this: you’ve been married for 17 years, but things have been rocky for a while. You invite a long-time friend over to meet your family, but your husband suddenly wants a divorce. Drama, am I right?

    But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a new friend who won’t cause any marital drama.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a divorce when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? It’s a whole new world out there, and it’s waiting for you to explore. See you in the game!

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  • ThirstyCraft – Quenching your blocky thirst!

    ThirstyCraft – Quenching your blocky thirst!

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    Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of washing dishes and thirsty spouses! No more waiting for your turn at the tap, just endless fun and adventure in our virtual world.

    Forget about real life arguments and come build your dream castle with us. Who needs a glass of water when you can have a virtual bucket of lava to pour on your enemies?

    Join now and leave the dishes behind. Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and explosive way. No more apologizing for wanting a drink of water, just pure gaming bliss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, fight, and conquer together in a world where dishes don’t exist and thirsty spouses are a thing of the past!

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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server

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    so like, imagine this crazy server where the economy is run by trump and he’s like, “yo, let’s slap some tariffs on canada on tuesday!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they realize it’s just a minecraft server and it’s all part of the fun! join us for the most insane economy ever, where you never know what crazy tariffs will be imposed next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s see what trump has in store for us next!

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  • CraftyCzechsBHeli-Ukraine

    CraftyCzechsBHeli-Ukraine

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so lit, we got Czechs countering Trump with crowdfunded Black Hawk helicopters for Ukraine! That’s right, helicopters in Minecraft, baby! Join now and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine’s freedom! Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now before Trump tries to shut us down!

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  • Clovercraft SMP

    Clovercraft SMP

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    Clovercraft Minecraft Server Overview

    About Clovercraft:

    Clovercraft is an open and supportive Minecraft community for adults 18+. We have an active and international user base and strive to be welcoming to people of all backgrounds. Our server runs on PaperMC, with a variety of server-side plugins to enhance the multiplayer experience, while staying 100% vanilla compatible.

    Community Highlights:

    Active and welcoming Discord community, full of diverse members from across the globe.
    LGBTQ+ friendly community, with staff striving for a comfortable environment for all
    Regular Discord events, including games nights, movie nights, and regular SMP events

    Server Modifications:

    In-game economy with player and admin villager shops
    Lands plugin offers player claims with lots of extra options
    AuraSkills for additional skills and abilities

    Quick Links:

    FAQ – Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head to our Discord server (link above) and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join Clovercraft.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, we host regular events such as games nights, movie nights, and SMP events.

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  • Virtual Mom World 1.21.4

    Virtual Mom World 1.21.4

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the fake AI moms with 99% accurate faces and 90% accurate bodies!

    We offer a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about fake moms trying to trick you with their almost perfect appearances.

    Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where reality is questioned and the only thing that matters is having a good time in a blocky world.

    Don’t be fooled by fake AI moms, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

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