We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.
And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.
Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. That’s right, DIAMOND BLOCKS. Just imagine all the diamond pickaxes you could make with that loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who are plotting to take over the world. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP |
| Community Focus | Collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together |
| Server Goals | Encourage communal events, long-term world building, and creative projects |
Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community of just over a year to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.
Join now for a wild time with the ladies of Minecraft, you won’t regret it! Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with these fine pixelated babes by your side. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!
WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.
BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get access to our exclusive hot tub party every Friday night where we all wear diamond armor and eat golden apples like they’re candy. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a llama.
So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll find that $100,000 in cash hidden in a chest somewhere in our world. It could happen, right? #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #SirOinksalot4President
