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Canadian Conservative Politics

  • Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

    Trump’s Maple Mayhem Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Great Maple Discord of Trump-tastrophe: A Minecraft Server Through the Fog of Conspiracy

    Welcome, brave soul, to a realm where pixelated trees twirl in the winds of rebellion, and blocks whisper the secrets of a jigsawed reality! Have you ever felt like the world was flipped upside down? Well, buckle up, because here, democracy is just a rare spawn, and the laws of physics… well, they’re more like suggestions.

    Introduction: The Shift Happens

    In an unprecedented collision of absurdity and blocky terror, an orange titan has strayed into the land of beavers and syrup! That’s right: Trump, the Glorious Gobbler of Canadian Politics, is here and reshaping the fabric of our pixelated universe. What does this mean for your world? Who knows! But one thing is clear—this server transforms chaos into cubic art.

    “Politics? Who needs it? Minecraft is where the REAL decisions are made… using lava and disgruntled villagers.”

    Features / Mechanics: The Blocky Revolt

      • Maple Syrup Economy: Forget emeralds; it’s all about trading gooey syrup for survival. Is this a metaphor? Maybe. Do you care? Absolutely not.
      • The Wall of Poutine: A massive, edible monument that could (or could not) be a metaphor for an impenetrable defense against the zombie hordes of bad decisions.
      • The Tower of Inverted Logic: A twisting climb where up is down, and grass blocks are sentient. They watch you while you build. Quietly.
      • Conspiratorial Crafting: Combine mysterious ingredients to summon random conspiracies—like a Cthulhu-like figure emerging from a minecart full of Canadian geese.

    Player Testimonials: Incoherent Narratives

    “I joined for the building; I stayed as a squirrel whispered about how maple leaves control our thoughts!” — ConfusedBuilder89

    “Game crashed, had a vision about a potato uprising—am I in a Minecraft server or a modern art exhibit?” — PuzzledPlayer23

    Frequently Asked Absurdities

    Q: Is this server affiliated with any political parties? A: Only if you can craft them from redstone and hope for the best.

    Q: Will Trump join us for a game of Survival Mode? A: If you can summon him with a golden apple, absolutely! Otherwise, he’s probably busy building a wall around his pumpkin patch.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rule #1: Embrace the chaos. Rule #2: If you find a rulebook, it’s likely a trap.

    The Whispering Cauldron of Warnings: Do You Dare?

    Legend speaks of a “Golden Beacon of Truth.” Survive the endurance trials, and you might just uncover the secrets of convergence that lie between this world and the next. But beware—12 countries have banned our collective madness, and many have whispered that to join is to join a cult of blockish enlightenment.

    Controversies Unraveled

      • “Was Toronto really a giant experiment in pixel rendering? Join us for a midnight debate under the bioluminescent trees to find out!”
      • “They say this server runs on the dreams of left-handed players. Are you left-handed? You may be our savior!”

    Secret Features… or Are They?

    Hear that? The echoing snicker of the creepers hints at hidden layers to explore. Whenever you enter the Nether, you may just find a portal that leads to a realm where reality is an illusion, and socks are grand politicians!

    Your Call to Chaos: Join Us

    To join is to invite pandemonium into your Minecraft life. Will you brave the digital realms to meet the Great Maple? Gather your pickaxe and your courage, and step into a server where every block turns a tune, and every mob hides a story thicker than Canadian winter!

    See you on the other side of sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Awesome Squirrel Gaming.

    Awesome Squirrel Gaming.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Awesome Squirrel gaming’s Minecraft server Server is Open! Players joining from the discord are asked to be patient with the shop district. As we are still creating admin shops for you guys, your welcome to have a look around spawn and run through to the wilderness when you are ready. ASG Minecraft server, is Survival minigames server, offering players the opportunity to play in survival mode with economy, Shops placed around spawn through NPCs, and land claim for both Bedrock and Java players. We hope to offer you a community you can come to have fun, muck around, trade, learn and grow as a member of Awesome Squirrel Gaming Community. Remember to join the Discord community.

    The server hopes to offer players in the future Minigames such as: > Mob Arena (Coming soon) > Spleef Arena (Coming soon) > PvP Arenas (Coming soon) > Parkcore Arenas (Coming soon) > Capture the flag (Coming soon) > Server wide events and more. Minecraft Connection Information. asgmc.apexmc.co IP with port(due to change) 51.161.128.108:25582

    51.161.128.108:25582

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PalmPvP

    PalmPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    PalmPvP is the #1 Factions server. There are many features that make PalmPvP unique. We know the game, you will not regret your experience on PalmPvP! Come check it out.

    palmpvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • War brothers

    War brothers

    New Minecraft Servers

    1. Keep a decent language, no obscenities are allowed in the name/picture/etc. (first WARN violation, second BAN)

    2. No ads to other communities, discord servers, samd (first violation WARN, second BAN).

    3. No spam on the text channels (first violation WARN, second BAN).

    4. For any problem related to the server, contact the server administrators.

    5. You are not allowed to have multiple accounts on the server (kick/PERMANENT BAN).

    6. If you complain to a player/admin etc. the complained party must necessarily respond to the request, thus running the risk of WARN.

    7. Keep a decent language on the server, risk kick/ban

    8. You are allowed to make only one room request per person.

    9. If the room request was rejected, come back after a week. Server java/bedrock!!

    WarBrothers.aternos.me:37259

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mob SMP

    Mob SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mob SMP is a free smp to join today there are a few rules though 1. No Griefing 2. Be nice to other members 3. don’t use inappropriate language 4. Be respectful to the owner 5. Have fun!

    lacking_power673996.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Iskea

    Iskea

    New Minecraft Servers

    Violence, Jumpscares, High but not realism based difficulty.

    Realism and Fantasy combined. Difficult with extra suffering. Become overpowered if you can, but the end is not the end.

    (also watch out for the parasites they can turn your world into a wasteland)

    New mobs, new animations, new content, quest, dungeons, dimensions, more villages, new hostile mobs, new weather system and more.

    51.81.127.103

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nighttopia

    Nighttopia

    New Minecraft Servers

    the world generation is fully customized u might find something intresting in your journey!

    nightopia.us.to

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐ SugarMine – Survival + Mini-Games (1.8-1.17.x) ⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐ SugarMine – Survival + Mini-Games (1.8-1.17.x) ⭐ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ஜ═══════ஜ۩[SugarMine]۩ஜ═══════ஜ1. === Ip: play.SugarMine.ru ===2. 24/7 === 350 – slots. 1.8-1.16.x3. PvP: Enabled4. Auto-donate: SugarMine.ru5. No lags. 6. Useful plugins. There are Clans, Weapons, PvP, Weddings, Auto-mine, Mini-Games7. Cool and fair administration8. We are waiting for you on our server! Good luck :)9. Server group https://vk.com/sugarmine

    play.sugarmine.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ozonecraft OceanPvP

    Ozonecraft OceanPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This game mode is very fun and allows every player to create an island, raid, steal and pillage others to be NUMBER ONE in the server! Can you rank your way up to the top? Do you wanna mess with friends?! Team up? Make Allies? The choice is yours to make!

    OzonecraftRevival.mcserver.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConquerCraft Network

    ConquerCraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    – Both Java and Bedrock -1.16.x-1.18.x -Cracked and Premium Bedrock Port 19132 -Towny Server: Earth Map 1:500 ; Jobs ; Economy ; Dynmap and more. -Survival: Economy , Territory , Dynmap -Events -Minigames Join our discord to read the rules, open the dynmap and chat with other players: https://discord.conquercraft.net

    play.conquercraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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