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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8073 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4987 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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