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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9338 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
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