join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?
we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.
IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)