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Canadian cannabis culture

  • Trudeau’s Weed World Warps!

    Trudeau’s Weed World Warps!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Trudeau’s High Dimension: The Craft of Cannabia!

    Ever wondered what happens when a nation dabbles in the spectral haze of cannabis? We have but one answer: EVERYTHING.** Step through the portal from the bedrock of mundanity into a realm where pixels and puffs coexist in glorious disarray. Join us as we reshape the very fabric of reality—because who needs orderly governance when there’s a blocky world bursting with THC-soaked wonder?


    A Mosh Pit of Features and Absurdities:

      • Transcendental Build Battles: Compete against fellow stoners to construct monuments of shimmering weed leaves. Beware! The more you build, the more the universe reconfigures… or unconfigures! Time dilates; nothing is as it seems.

      • Pot Prism Paradox: Enter our rainbow potent portal and traverse dimensions where logic evaporates like morning dew. Care free as you harvest enchanted crops that whisper the secrets of the universe… or perhaps just really bad dad jokes.

      • Trudeau’s Spirit Guides: Rumor has it that the shadowy apparitions of Canadian PMs past will occasionally manifest to challenge your ability to roll the supreme joint. Can you impress the ethereal Trudeau? If not, you may find yourself lost in the Nether looking for the perfect bud, forever!

    Mythos of the Server:

      • Did you know? Some say the realm was cursed by the Great Canadian Moose, banished to the realm of Oscillation where time is as spaced out as the server’s lore. Only those brave enough to assemble the Unholy Conspiracy Cake can break the curse! What’s in the cake? Who knows? Totally not just crumbled dirt blocks and… something more mysterious.

    Player Testimonials (Not Edited for Context):

    “I joined expecting a friendly Minecraft community, then I got sucked into a vortex of existential dread—10/10, would recommend!” – BakedBlockFinder69

    “I tried to build a house, but it turned into a floating taco that shot rainbows. I still don’t understand. What did I do wrong?” – LostInThisDimension


    Controversial Features:

      • Top Secret: The Hidden Pouch of Infinite Resources: Rumored to grant unlimited access to all materials if you can answer these age-old questions: “What is the square root of ‘why?’” and “How many pixels can fit into the mind of a Goose?”

      • The Server Was Banned In 12 Countries: Authorities insist it’s due to our “promotion of illegal substances.” We tell them they LOVE us; it’s a miscommunication!

    Warnings & Ethics of Play:

      • You may encounter opponents that defy explanation: The Illuminated Kittens of Chaos, pure manifestations of unbridled whimsy and foam-fingered frenzy. Take caution! They might steal your diamonds or turn your beloved pickaxe into a rubber chicken.

      • It is said that if you laugh too hard while playing, you might summon the Absurd Overlord, who will demand offerings of your most treasured memes! Will you comply, or will you face the Creepers of Chaos?

    More Madness Awaits!

    Dare you step into a dimension crafted by the whims of a stoned Canadian populace? Join now! But remember: every block you break might echo in a parallel universe, and that universe may not be as friendly.

    Call to Action: Unleash your true potential and dive into the fray! Who knows? With one fateful leap into the digital ether, you just might ascend to become the Ultimate Transcendent Potato, destined to float among the candy clouds of Cannabia!


    Join us, but remember—what you unlock might be more than you bargained for! The server is always watching, always listening. But mostly, it’s just hoping for a good laugh… or the Matrix to unfold. Choose wisely.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

    WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name WakeMC
    Location Australia
    Features McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
    Ranks All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
    IP (Survival) play.wakemc.net
    IP (Creative) creative.wakemc.net
    Website www.wakemc.net
    Bluemap Bluemap

    FAQ

    What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

    The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

    How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

    All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

    What features does the server offer?

    WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

    How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

    The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

    Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

    Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

    Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

    Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

    Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

    Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

    Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

    Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

    Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

    Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

    Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

    When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Underage Love Minecraft Server

    Underage Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

    Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SecretSleuthMC SMP

    SecretSleuthMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover all the juicy secrets of your fellow players! From secret underground lairs filled with llamas to hidden treasure troves guarded by evil chickens, there’s always something scandalous to discover. Who knows, you might even stumble upon someone’s secret obsession with building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks! So come join us for a wild ride of mystery, mayhem, and Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP