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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6564 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1478 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!