Canadas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Canadas, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, election, influence, international relations, leadership, liberal, Media, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, populist, power, PunchCraft, RETALIATION, Server, strategy, trump

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2435
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

CraftyAutocorrectFailz

autocorrect blunders, autocorrect disasters, autocorrect fails, autocorrect fails 2021, autocorrect fails buzzfeed, autocorrect fails compilation, autocorrect fails funny, autocorrect fails reddit, autocorrect horror stories, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mistakes, autocorrect nightmares, awkward autocorrect, CraftyAutocorrectFailz, embarrassing moments, embarrassing typos, funny autocorrect, funny texting, smartphone fails, technology mishaps, texting mishaps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Have you ever tried to type “lol” and it autocorrects to “lollipop unicorn explosion”? Well, if you want to experience more hilarious autocorrect fails like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so wacky that even your phone won’t be able to keep up with the craziness. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by all the autocorrect shenanigans that await you.

ConcussedCraft

Behavior, brain damage, brain function, brain health, brain injury awareness, brain injury prevention, brain injury rehabilitation, brain injury research, brain trauma, cognitive impairment, ConcussedCraft, evolving understanding, healthy people, legal landscape, long-lasting effects, mild concussion, neurological effects, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, years-old concussion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!

we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!

and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!

so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!

PharaohCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, archaeology, Artifacts, Cleopatra, culture, Egyptian, gods and goddesses, hieroglyphics, History, India, Minecraft, mummies, Nile River, PharaohCraft, Pharaohs, Pyramids, sarcophagus, Server, Sphinx, Temples, tombs, Tutankhamun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because this server will transport you to ancient Egypt… or India? Who knows, it’s a mystery! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll mine for diamonds in the Great Pyramids and battle mummies who may or may not have originated from India. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and uncover the secrets of our Egyptian-Indian hybrid civilization. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft SMP

family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, parent acceptance, parent approval, parent expectations, parent involvement, parent love, parent support, parent-child bonding, parent-child connection, Parent-child relationship, parent-teen acceptance, parent-teen approval, parent-teen bonding, parent-teen communication, parent-teen conflict, parent-teen relationship, ParentalDisapproval, relationship with parents, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2698	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	4768
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and never have to worry about disappointing your parents again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for dirt (trust us, it’s a good deal).

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual paradise, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs a good relationship with their parents when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf named Fluffy?

SillyCouplesMinecraftSMP

#bonding activities, #partners in crime, Couples Activities, Funny Moments, inside jokes, intimate connection, love and laughter, love language, odd couple, playful partnership, quirky love, relationship dynamics, relationship quirks, shared weirdness, silly rituals, SillyCouplesMinecraftSMP, special moments, strange behaviors, unconventional romance, unique habits, weird things

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the only way to get in is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of the entrance.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that roams our server, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see what kind of weird things you and your S/O can get up to together!

NoobCraft: Useless Jobs & Why

futile careers, idle jobs, insignificant occupations, irrelevant professions, Jobs, least valuable jobs, low impact roles, meaningless jobs, no purpose, nonessential work, Noobcraft, pointless jobs, Redundant jobs, superfluous occupations, trivial careers, unimportant work, unnecessary careers, unproductive professions, useless, useless profession, Waste of time, worthless occupations, worthless tasks

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	289
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, because who needs regular old cows and pigs when you can have magical rainbow creatures roaming around your world? Trust us, it’s a real hoot trying to corral those bad boys.

Or how about becoming a professional banana peel collector? Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a rare banana biome where you can slip and slide your way to victory, collecting as many banana peels as you can. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the elusive golden banana!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional cloud painter? Well, now’s your chance! Our server has a sky full of blank canvases just waiting for your artistic touch. Paint your masterpiece and watch as other players marvel at your cloud art skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs boring old professions when you can be a unicorn wrangler, banana peel collector, or cloud painter extraordinaire? Let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft Server: Drone Wars!

aerial warfare, defense systems, drone, drone attacks, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, largest ever, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, political tensions, Server, surveillance drones, Ukraine, ukraine vs russia, UkraineCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, War Tactics, Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. ukraine be launching drone attacks on moscow, like, what even is that? but, like, on this server, we be launching epic battles and raids like never before. you wanna be part of the action? join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle, how cool would that be? come join us and let’s show moscow who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

CheekyCraft: Putin’s Surprise Trip

Chechen Republic, Chechnya, CheekyCraft, Conflict, crisis management., Cross-Border Incursion, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, News, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Surprise, surprise trip, trip, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	232	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Lol imagine putin in minecraft! he come to chechnya for surprise trip but then he see ukraine trying to invade! he need ur help to stop them! join our server to help putin save chechnya from evil ukraine invaders! build tanks, fly helicopters, and fight with putin himself! come join the fun and save the day with putin in minecraft!

LoveCrafted

Chinese heterosexuals, dating anxiety, fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being left behind., fear of being single, fear of being unlovable, fear of being unwanted, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of inadequacy, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, fear of loneliness, fear of rejection, LoveCrafted, online dating apps, relationship anxiety, relationship motivation, romantic disillusionment, romantic relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	2009	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG u guiz u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! like, if u scared of being alone and stuff, dis is da place 4 u! u gonna have so much fun u won’t even remember wat being single feels like!

u gonna b so motivated to find love on dis server, like u gonna b swiping right on every creeper and skeleton u see! and get dis, u gonna have like, zero disappointment when u find ur minecraft soulmate! it’s like magic or sumthin!

so come on and join us on dis server, where being single is a thing of da past and love is just a block away! u won’t regret it, we promise!

ObamaFanClub Minecraft Server

Admiration, Bipartisan, Breaking911, current president, first lady, former president, leadership, Michelle Obama, MIGA, Minecraft, mutual respect, obama, ObamaFanClub, political figures, Politics, praise, president, Respect, Server, Statement, trump, tweet, Unity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server where even Trump is praising Obama! That’s right, you’ll find the most unexpected alliances here. Rumor has it that Obama and Trump were seen building a giant White House together in our server, with Michelle and Melania overseeing the construction while sipping on virtual cocktails. If you want to witness the most epic bromance in Minecraft history, then this is the server for you. MIGA (Make Internet Gaming Awesome) with us!