Canada – Page 7 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyTariffWars
Canada, CraftyTariffWars, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, Donald, dumb, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, Leaders, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, united states
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server
Canada, Cutoff, Economy, electricity, electricity exports, Electricity prices, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, export, export tariff, Government, international trade, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario economy, policy, power grid, renewable energy, Server, total cutoff, Trade
So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!

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CraftyTariffCrash
Canada, CraftyTariffCrash, crash, economic impact, Economy, financial markets, Global markets, import/export, international trade, mexico, North America, Politics, protectionism, stock market, Tariffs, trade agreement, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, trump, US
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE TRUMP’S TARIFFS MADE THE STOCKS CRASH AND NOW WE’RE ALL LIVING IN MINECRAFT LAND TO ESCAPE THE CHAOS. BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE TARIFF MONSTERS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THERE’S A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL UNICORN LAND. COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE. #TARIFFSAREFORTROLLS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #DIAMONDUNICORNS

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CraftyTrudeau’s Server
#announcement, Canada, CraftyTrudeaus, Diplomacy, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, morning, negotiations, News, North America, official response, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, summit, Trade, trade war, trudeau, US tariffs
lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts

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CraftyTradeWarCraft
Canada, CraftyTradeWarCraft, in effect, kicking off, long-threatened, mexico, Tariffs, trade war, trump
so, liek, u kno how trump was all liek “imma put tariffs on canada and mexico”? well, now its happenin! come join our minecraft server to escape the chaos of the trade war! build ur own virtual economy and trade with other players to show trump how its done! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the tariffs and plot ur revenge against the orange man himself. join now before the tariffs take over the world! #minecraftresistance

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CraftyTradeWars
AMERICANS, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, economic impact, Economy, EU, export, global market, Government, Import, international trade, mexico, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs on Canada, tariffs on Mexico, threatened tariffs on EU, Trade, trade agreements, Trump administration
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your builds! Forget about tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China – on our server, the only thing getting taxed is your creativity (just kidding, it’s actually tax-free)! Plus, we have a secret alliance with the EU to protect our players from any threatened tariffs – join now and build your way to economic prosperity!

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CraftyTrudeau vs TrumpCraft
Canada, CraftyTrudeau, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policies, export restrictions, foreign affairs, global trade, government response, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, political leaders, Politics, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, trump, Trumpcraft, united states
lol imagine if trudeau was like “nah bro, i ain’t takin’ ur crap” and then BAM! he slaps trump with some HUGE tariffs. like, can u imagine the drama? well, if u wanna escape all that political craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. so come on over and join the fun! who needs tariffs when u got minecraft, amirite?

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CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server
Canada, cooperation, CraftyKings, determined, Diplomacy, global affairs, international relations, king charles, leadership, Meeting, Minecraft, Monarchy, official visit, Partnership, play part, Political, Protocol, royal, Server, statesmanship, trudeau, United Kingdom, WELCOMES
lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft!

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NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge
Canada, Conflict, Diplomacy, Doug Ford, Dougs, Economy, export, global trade, Government, Import, international relations, metals, nickel shipments, NickelWars, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, sanctions, Tariffs, Threats, trade war, U.S
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a political trade war! Doug Ford is threatening to stop nickel shipments to the U.S but don’t worry, our server is still running smoothly! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us now!

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CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles
bilateral trade, Canada, CraftyCanucksTariffTroubles, cross-border relations, diplomatic response, economic impact, foreign policy, government response, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, political statement, prime minister, Statement, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade sanctions, U.S. tariffs, Unjustified
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!

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CraftyOilFears
Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs
LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!
PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

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Mobcraft Survival
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!
We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!
Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft
survival.mobcraft.org

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Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5
1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.
And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.
But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.
So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server
aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!
Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

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PersonalityCraft SMP
attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait
OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.
You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.
But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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QuitCraftersUnite
addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower
Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

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What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?
#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server
estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

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New
Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress
THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.
This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress
newnova.blockworlds.io

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Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4
1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community
Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

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SibSnitchCraft
bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

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