so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz there’s this woman wanted for murder in Toronto and she’s like on the run, but she’s hiding out in our Minecraft world. like, how crazy is that? you gotta come help us catch her and maybe get a reward or something. plus, our server has the best pixel art of maple syrup bottles and igloos, it’s like a Canadian dream come true, eh? join now before she escapes to the nether realm or something, eh?
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CraftyCanuckMurderMistress
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EhCraft: Land of Maple Crafters
so like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all minecraft servers, you know? it’s got the most optimistic economic outlook, whatever that means. but like, if you join this server, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. it’s like a virtual gold rush, but with blocks and stuff. plus, the mobs are super friendly and will totally help you build your dream castle. so come join us and experience the most optimistic minecraft server in the world!
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A Zombie Pigman Tried Doorbell Ditching Me… Didn’t Open
A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server
Server Info Description Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Discord https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK Running 1.21.1 Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule(s) No Cheating/Hacking Overview:
Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server, where you can explore, grief, steal, raid, and make friends in an anarchy setting with very few rules. The only rule is NO CHEATING.
Server FAQ:
Q: Can I cheat or hack on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no cheating or hacking.
Q: What is the server’s difficulty level?
A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can connect to the server using the host/IP nocheatsmc.com and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK.
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CraftyJewYorkMassacre Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Pakistani man in Canada trying to plan a mass shooting of Jewish New Yorkers IN GAME! jk jk, we don’t condone violence, just epic gaming moments.Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of potatoes. Our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have the rarest items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor that makes you fly like a chicken. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!
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TerrorCraft: NY Attack Plot – Oct 7 Hamas Anniv.
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz, like, we got a pakistani man who was arrested in canada for, get this, plotting a terror attack in new york on october 7, which is, like, the same day as the hamas strike anniversary. but, like, don’t worry, he’s not gonna be on the server, he’s too busy with his evil plans. so, like, come join us and escape from all the craziness of the real world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all that good stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyJewPlot2021
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz we got crazier plots than a Pakistani citizen in Canada! We got so many surprises, you’ll be like “whaaat?!” when you see what we got in store for you. Plus, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you won’t know what hit you! So come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!
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Wedding Wars: Sister Edition
Are you tired of family drama and wedding conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and players!On our server, you can attend as many weddings as you want without worrying about conflicting dates or family expectations. Plus, bring your toddler along for the ride – we have plenty of safe areas for them to play and explore while you build your dream Minecraft world.
Don’t let family pressure ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the only drama be whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle!
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BlockyPoliticians
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
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CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.
So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?
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MapleCraftWarz
Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!