Canada MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpTariffTaxCraft

Canada, Tariffs, negotiations, tariff tax, AMERICANS

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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CanuckCraft: No Mercy for US

global trade, tariffs on U.S., North America, CanuckCraft, RETALIATION

join our epic minecraft server where we will not hesitate to hit you with billions of fun and crazy adventures! build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends. beware of the evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to attack at any moment. but fear not, for you have the power of friendship and creativity on your side. come join us and let’s show the world that canada is not to be messed with in the world of minecraft!

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CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

Leadership race, prime minister, governor, Campaign, Canadian

so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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CraftyCanuckzHitHard

economic consequences, Tariffs, economic impact, government response, trump

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh!

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NoobNationCraft

Canada, visitors visa, roommate conflict, immigration, Decision making

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like this insane roommate situation.

Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of international travel without any pesky visa restrictions! Just like our roommate from India who can’t enter the US, you’ll have the freedom to roam wherever you please in our virtual world.

But beware, just like the tension between roommates, things can get heated in our server too. You might find yourself in a heated argument over who gets to build the next epic castle or who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a roommate squabble, join us now! Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

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LAFireStopper Minecraft Server

political statements, Canada, emergency response, climate change, preposterous

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!

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CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

political ambitions, Canada, economic policy, Campaign, Mark Carney

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

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CraftyCanuckWarships

CraftyCanuckWarships, military cooperation, territorial disputes, naval forces, U.S

Yo, imagine this: Canada and U.S. warships teaming up in the South China Sea, like, whoa! It’s like a crazy battle royale but with boats, man. And guess what? You can experience all the chaos and madness on our Minecraft server!

Join us and sail through the contested waters, dodging enemy fire and launching epic sea battles. Will you be a fearless captain leading your crew to victory, or will you go down with your ship in a blaze of glory?

But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden underwater treasures, build your own floating fortress, and maybe even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and pirates. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, matey, join us and let the epic naval adventures begin! Just watch out for those pesky sea monsters lurking beneath the waves… ARRRR!

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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!

Trouble, Economy, Politics, international trade, economic consequences

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!

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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

Canada-US relations, SOVEREIGNTY, MapleCraft, North American politics, united states

lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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