Canada MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckWarz

trump, protectionism, Politics, international trade, economic impact

so like, u know how trump is always causing drama? well now he’s like, starting a trade war with canada! he’s putting a 25% tariff on all their stuff, like maple syrup and hockey sticks. it’s crazy, eh?

but like, forget about all that nonsense and come join our minecraft server instead! we’ve got a whole new world for you to explore, with epic builds and crazy mini-games. and get this – our currency is maple leaves! so you can trade with your fellow players and pretend you’re in the middle of a real trade war.

plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with all the best loot. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical moose. so come on over and join the fun – eh?

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CraftyTariffWars

united states, trump, trade agreements, trade negotiations, mexico

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

North America, NAFTA, Trump administration, trade war, border security

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

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CraftyCanuckz

resilience, Mark Carney, Tariffs, international relations, united states

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

TariffCraft, trade war, Government, Tariffs, Minecraft

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

POSTPONED, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, Canada, Tariffs

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!

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CraftyTradeWars

foreign policy, trade agreements, CraftyTradeWars, diplomatic relations, mexico

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCanuckz

Warning, trudeau, North America, CraftyCanuckz, Politics

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

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CraftyTariffDelayLOL

export, mexico, Tariffs, North America, DEADLINE

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyNationsBillions

legal dispute, compensation, legal proceedings, Canada, Government

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where we fight for billions in treaty payments in canadian court… IN MINECRAFT! 🤯🤑

imagine battling it out in the virtual courtroom, waving your diamond sword as you argue for your right to ALL THE DIAMONDS in the land. 💎💎💎

we got crazy court cases like “The Case of the Missing Creeper” and “The Trial of the Ender Dragon”. you gotta be quick on your feet and sharp with your arguments if you wanna win that sweet, sweet treaty payment. 💸💸💸

plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated masterpieces. 🏰🎨

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join the fight for billions in treaty payments. who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune! 💰💰💰

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