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Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Canada, Australia, USA, and the UK are all just a block away. No need to study English here, just let your creativity run wild as you build your own paradise.
Escape the frustrations of language barriers and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your dream escape!
Economy system with server shops, market, and auctions
Constant updates and new content added regularly
Daily and vote rewards for players
Clans and PvP gameplay elements
Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
Can I play with friends on the server?
Yes, both Hypixel and Nomifactory by CraftersLand allow players to join and play with friends.
What kind of gameplay modes are available on each server?
Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Nomifactory by CraftersLand features the unique Nomifactory CEu port Modpack with its own gameplay elements.
Are there rewards for playing on these servers?
Both servers offer rewards for daily logins and votes, encouraging players to stay active on the server.
Where are the servers hosted?
Hypixel is hosted in various locations around the world, while Nomifactory by CraftersLand is hosted in a Data Center in Canada near the USA border.
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